Fat chicks

[satanssockpuppet]

Yeah, I'm not seeing what you're seeing, dog. They're fatter than ever in most of the US.

Plenty of land manatees still grazing around here, that's for sure. It's especially tragic when you see a younger fatty plodding around, with the jelly rolls and the enormous freak dumper. I mean sure, you're over forty, you've ground out a few love babies, and you just give up, that's almost understandable. But seeing a girl in her twenties hippo-ing around is just sad.

 

[guest]

imagine spooning some (pretty faced) voluptuous lady, and you slide it in and it feels warm af in there...heavenly shit

 

[Say “Cookie”]

Those scooters were for the elderly at one point, now it’s all great big fat persons and many of them well below 45. I feel like now there’s much more fat women than men, like 4 to 1. I’m always shocked when I see a guy in decent shape dating / married to a big fat mess.

I believe that it’s likely 4.5 or 5 to 1. A lot of young women confuse curvy for morbid obesity. I recently saw a few who looked like beach balls with legs and still wore skimpy clothes. Last week I saw a ham beast that looked like the thing in the Mucinex commercials.

 

[guest]

imagine spooning some (pretty faced) voluptuous lady, and you slide it in and it feels warm af in there...heavenly shit

Tastes like a warm apple pie down there.

 

[pattypatfatfat]

Is it just me or are there a lot less of them lately?

That's just your standards dropping.

 

[guest]

imagine spooning some (pretty faced) voluptuous lady, and you slide it in and it feels warm af in there...heavenly shit

I’m with you, homie. Like fucking a soft cloud.

 

[The Greaseman]

No, fatter than ever

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

My sources told me maybe

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I’m always shocked when I see a guy in decent shape dating / married to a big fat mess.

Next time say hello, brotherman.

 

[guest]

Fat girls need loving too, ya dig?

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Do girls use coke these days? Only a one Arthur Lange put on weight with coke.

I know right? What's he putting that stuff on, cheeseburgers?

 

[Wa4892]

Fat girls need loving too, ya dig?

And they always ...... ALWAYS swallow.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Is that supposed to be Artie? Sounds like Boomia. Either way, it works for da bit

 

[Beavis]

My job has been making people come back to office and holy shit almost all women are fat now. Not like a little gut, but all out fat to the point many waddle.

Most people didn't want to come back to offices because they didn't want people to see how fat they go during work from home.