Faggot kid fucker needs a shoulder to cry on

[guest]

TIL if you wish Paul a happy birthday on Twitter, he WILL respond with a "Thank you!" ... in case any of you rapscallions want to engage with Uncle Paul.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Jesus fucking Christ, Paul. Fishing for compliments like a teenage girl at 50.

See, he couldnt just say thanks, he wants his personal misery permanently imprinted on peoples minds. Do you think he’ll eventually muster enough courage to jump off a bridge? Personally, I dont think he has the balls.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

P-Diddler would certainly perk up if one of his SFWA buddies threw him a toddler

 

[Random username]

Just like drug cartels tease their victims

Exactly. A chainsaw throat teasing.
In mine craft of course.

 

[fricklefrackle]

:Sigh: It never ends for Twinkle Toes

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

:Sigh: It never ends for Twinkle Toes

What a draining man he is, can't stand on his own and always needing to be propped up by others.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

What a draining man he is, can't stand on his own and always needing to be propped up by others.

He could host a festival out in the desert for sad-sack pedos called Draining Man

 

[guest]

He could host a festival out in the desert for sad-sack pedos called Draining Man

"Draining man"

Ribs

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Jesus fucking Christ, Paul. Fishing for compliments like a teenage girl at 50.



Just take the fucking compliment. It's not the responsibility of others to build you up in literally every single social interaction.

Great example of why his mother hated him. She tried to give him tough love so he would stop being such a pathetic excuse for a man and he didn’t get it. His mom was telling him this kind of behavior is awful and will lead to a miserable life and instead of taking it as a wake up he cried for more Internet attention from strangers.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

See, he couldnt just say thanks, he wants his personal misery permanently imprinted on peoples minds. Do you think he’ll eventually muster enough courage to jump off a bridge? Personally, I dont think he has the balls.

He would never, he lives for pity from strangers and will always threaten to do something serious but never act on it because he wouldn’t be able to see the attention it gets him.

 

[guest]

He's had his Twitter private for a long time and now he opens it up for a pity party.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

I wish someone would dump him out of his wheelchair and beat him to death with it.

 

[Clint Ruin]

He's had his Twitter private for a long time and now he opens it up for a pity party.

I knew fucking losers like that in my twenties. He's the first piece of shit I've ever seen with my own eyes that still suicide baits in his fifties. What a waste of skin.

 

[guest]

I knew fucking losers like that in my twenties. He's the first piece of shit I've ever seen with my own eyes that still suicide baits in his fifties. What a waste of skin.

He also tweets celebrities with the same birthday and calls them his "birthday twins".

 

[Random username]

Can someone with a bird account twitter something mean at this faggot and ruin his day?

 

[Clint Ruin]

I'm saving this pic for very tasteful photoshops.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

He’s just this guy, you know?

Eeeyyyggghhhhk

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Didn't his mother tell him that she hated him? Hard to keep track of all his nonsense.

She called him a coward which… true?

On the other hand, it’s pretty brave to live a whole life being that visibly a pedophile. He might be the most repugnant person in Patrick’s orbit. I’m glad he feels bad all the time and I hope it gets worse.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Pedo Paul Cryfaggot Weimer, jump into a pit of fire. You lame pedophile fuck!