Explain to the folks at home what Thanksgiving is

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Accurate. Thanksgiving is definitely the best meal of the year, but Christmas, July 4, and Easter are along the same lines. Cornbread stuffing, taters, turkey, sweet potato, brussels sprouts, cranberry sauce, and a soup tureen of gravy is how my family does it. All homemade, no Stovetop or Pillsbury.

Brussels sprouts? I mean I like your family but what are they doing?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Brussels sprouts? I mean I like your family but what are they doing?

Brussels sprout rock brotherman, add some bacon and honey to it, delicious.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Brussels sprout rock brotherman, add some bacon and honey to it, delicious.

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I've never actually eaten them

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I've never actually eaten them

Are you Pat?

 

[guest]

I've never actually eaten them

Let daddy cook you a nice meal. Some Brussel sprouts, some nice baked potatoes and some roasted ham.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Let daddy cook you a nice meal. Some Brussel sprouts, some nice baked potatoes and some roasted ham.

Are you going to get drunk and offer me 500 dollars to knock you out in front of my girlfriend like my old dad used to do? (Also I don't have a girlfriend now, obviously)

 

[guest]

Are you going to get drunk and offer me 500 dollars to knock you out in front of my girlfriend like my old dad used to do? (Also I don't have a girlfriend now, obviously)

No, i’ll only get drunk and maybe kiss you

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I've never actually eaten them

I told you in the other thread. Your parents never made them for you because you're ugly. Then they died.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Brussels sprouts? I mean I like your family but what are they doing?

I see your later post explains things, but if you've only had them boiled or steamed then I completely understand hating them. You want them roasted or sauteed.

Brussels sprout rock brotherman, add some bacon and honey to it, delicious.

The Dutchies know the deal. Bacon, orange slices and pecans this year. Other times, sautéed in lemon and garlic butter with water chestnuts.
Edit to update, because I know you care: I ruined the sprouts. Got caught up in making pies and entirely forgot about them. Burnt to a crisp. Next time, I'll get it right.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

The Dutchies know the deal. Bacon, orange slices and pecans this year. Other times, sautéed in lemon and garlic butter with water chestnuts.

WWAW Green Beans wrapped in Bacon?

Anything is better with bacon.

 

[WhereWeAt]

And Christmas sounds like a shitty version of Sinterklaas.

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The Dutch do it right. Sinterklaus is an actual dude whose boat shows up to all their cities.

 

[WhereWeAt]

WWAW Green Beans wrapped in Bacon?

Anything is better with bacon.

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Don't let this place become another hangout for "bacon lol!" posts. We're about 10 years too late to that party and I wish they old sub would've made an effort to stomp that shit out, tbhwy

 

[Huh?]

The Dutch do it right. Sinterklaus is an actual dude whose boat shows up to all their cities.

And he has elves in blackface. BASED SANTA

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Don't let this place become another hangout for "bacon lol!" posts. We're about 10 years too late to that party and I wish they old sub would've made an effort to stomp that shit out, tbhwy

No bacon egg cheese on a roll this morning…

Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.

I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years…Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass…

A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.

ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow…cold turkey. Just stopped at will.

If you follow this plan and get your body into “fat burning mode” (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING…and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient.

(No offense AIDS patients….)

Goal- 210lbs…

 

[The Arm]

This is the only Native American i care about.

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May Ricci bless your delicious Turkey dinner.

Age

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Don't let this place become another hangout for "bacon lol!" posts. We're about 10 years too late to that party and I wish they old sub would've made an effort to stomp that shit out, tbhwy

Epic Bacon

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Are you going to get drunk and offer me 500 dollars to knock you out in front of my girlfriend like my old dad used to do? (Also I don't have a girlfriend now, obviously)

Sounds weird, why didn’t you clock him?