Explain to the folks at home what Thanksgiving is

[guest]

What’s it all about?

 

[Carl Winslow]

We get as many potatoes as we can and waste them...

Tell your islanders that @Patreeky

 

[guest]

We get as many potatoes as we can and waste them...

Tell your islanders that @Patreeky

Wasting potatoes is a cardinal sin, God be with you people, no bs!

 

[Consensual Rapist]

It’s getting a lot of emails and notifications about black Friday.
Wasn’t that a movie, already?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I used to love when you typed "please explain to the folks at home what ..... means? in the chat of Nice Podcast, Stupid, and Dan would seriously explain what it was.

 

[Carl Winslow]

It’s getting a lot of emails and notifications about black Friday.
Wasn’t that a movie, already?

yea that took over like 20 years ago

 

[guest]

The injuns gave the English settlers some food to help them survive their first harsh winter. They thanked them by all but wiping them out over the next couple of hundred years. Now they eat too much and watch American football for a couple of days.

Every American I know says it's their favourite holiday. It sounds pretty great tbphwc

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

The injuns gave the English settlers some food to help them survive their first harsh winter. They thanked them by all but wiping them out over the next couple of hundred years. Now they eat too much and watch American football for a couple of days.

Every American I know says it's their favourite holiday. It sounds pretty great tbphwc

Accurate. Thanksgiving is definitely the best meal of the year, but Christmas, July 4, and Easter are along the same lines. Cornbread stuffing, taters, turkey, sweet potato, brussels sprouts, cranberry sauce, and a soup tureen of gravy is how my family does it. All homemade, no Stovetop or Pillsbury.

 

[guest]

Accurate. Thanksgiving is definitely the best meal of the year, but Christmas, July 4, and Easter are along the same lines. Cornbread stuffing, taters, turkey, sweet potato, brussels sprouts, cranberry sauce, and a soup tureen of gravy is how my family does it. All homemade, no Stovetop or Pillsbury.

No seeded, stale hamburger rolls?

 

[Dennyislife]

Sounds like a shitty version of Christmas. There's no chance I would want to do both days so close together.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

The injuns gave the English settlers some food to help them survive their first harsh winter. They thanked them by all but wiping them out over the next couple of hundred years. Now they eat too much and watch American football for a couple of days.

Every American I know says it's their favourite holiday. It sounds pretty great tbphwc

That was only the faggot pilgrims in New England. The VA Company in Jamestown had been having bumpy to tolerable relations with the injuns before that. Eventually the indians in VA snapped and coordinated a big attack against settlements that they thought would drive the English there back to England but boy did that backfire

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Once upon a time, there was a war in which 600,000 white people died to set a few nigger free who were owned by less than 3% of the population.

Proclamation 118—Thanksgiving Day, 1864 | The American Presidency Project

www.presidency.ucsb.edu

 

[guest]

No seeded, stale hamburger rolls?

Only in the homes of erudite midwesterners. Us rubes are not up on packaged day old hamburger buns as dinner rolls.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Accurate. Thanksgiving is definitely the best meal of the year, but Christmas, July 4, and Easter are along the same lines. Cornbread stuffing, taters, turkey, sweet potato, brussels sprouts, cranberry sauce, and a soup tureen of gravy is how my family does it. All homemade, no Stovetop or Pillsbury.

My nigger of a wife is making Stove Top because everything else she's making is "from scratch" and takes time. Bitch, the stuffing is the ONE GODDAMNED THING you should be making from scratch. Ya gonna scratch your damn ass and make gravy with it, you harlot?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

My nigger of a wife is making Stove Top because everything else she's making is "from scratch" and takes time. Bitch, the stuffing is the ONE GODDAMNED THING you should be making from scratch. Ya gonna scratch your damn ass and make gravy with it, you harlot?

That SSSCSSUUUMBAGGG!

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Sounds like a shitty version of Christmas. There's no chance I would want to do both days so close together.

And Christmas sounds like a shitty version of Sinterklaas.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

That SSSCSSUUUMBAGGG!

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She really motherfucked the holiday.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

It’s mostly about celebrating killing prairie niggers. PFG tobehonestwitya. Happy thanksgiving, sorry you Dutch missed out. I’ll have some turkey later in your honor.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

It’s mostly about celebrating killing prairie niggers. PFG tobehonestwitya. Happy thanksgiving, sorry you Dutch missed out. I’ll have some turkey later in your honor.

This is the only Native American i care about.

May Ricci bless your delicious Turkey dinner.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

And Christmas sounds like a shitty version of Sinterklaas.

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"Let us into your house at night while you sleep" yeah okay