Explain to me why Rekieta is so funny

[Danrangutan 🦧]

Isn’t Kiwifags going after Rikeita them eating one of their own? I remember he was their based legal tuber for a time

 

[Mustard]

I'm currently watching a Metokur stream about Rekieta and so far it's just juicy gossip and shitting on a guy for fucking up so badly. It's not funny.

 

[Turk February]

Isn’t Kiwifags going after Rikeita them eating one of their own? I remember he was their based legal tuber for a time

Everyone gets their turn in the barrel. I fully expect one day OnA Forums will turn on me. It's the internet. There's no loyalty nor should there be. It's fun.

 

[Turk February]

I'm currently watching a Metokur stream about Rekieta and so far it's just juicy gossip and shitting on a guy for fucking up so badly. It's not funny.

At the end he gives a monologue, spoiler alert, about his respect and love for Rikeita.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Isn’t Kiwifags going after Rikeita them eating one of their own? I remember he was their based legal tuber for a time

They always do that. Troll shield until it's "okay" to turn on someone. Nick himself spurred their hatred for Marzgurl (TGWTG member who played a role starting Nick's Vic Mognona lawsuit saga) who previously posted on her own thread where they would suck her feminine penis and lick her gunt juice.

At the end he gives a monologue, spoiler alert, about his respect and love for Rikeita.

To Actual Smart People™ he was always a fraud. To people a little slow on the uptake (me) they realized it was all a sham with his first big failure, the Dick Mangina lawsuit. It should have ended there but the normalfags missed this saga so he got even bigger covering normalfag cases and the abuses continued.

 

[LiberalPussy]

They always do that. Troll shield until it's "okay" to turn on someone. Nick himself spurred their hatred for Marzgurl (TGWTG member who played a role starting Nick's Vic Mognona lawsuit saga) who previously posted on her own thread where they would suck her feminine penis and lick her gunt juice.

To Actual Smart People™ he was always a fraud. To people a little slow on the uptake (me) they realized it was all a sham with his first big failure, the Dick Mangina lawsuit. It should have ended there but the normalfags missed this saga so he got even bigger covering normalfag cases and the abuses continued.

When the hell did Marzgurl cunt post on the kiwifarms? I must have missed that in the Vic lawsuit saga.

Also, when and where was that pic of him and Nana taken?

 

[Jenna]

Yeah I can't get interested in another lolcow unless there's a 10-minute, well edited youtube clip explaining why they're so funny.

Rekieta sounds like some shitty cheap car model. The Hyundai Rekeita, only $750 due at signing.

 

[Mustard]

yep. It's not funny. It's just Kiwi bullshit. You guys are easily entertained by boring shit.

 

[Mustard]

Yeah I can't get interested in another lolcow unless there's a 10-minute, well edited youtube clip explaining why they're so funny.

Rekieta sounds like some shitty cheap car model. The Hyundai Rekeita, only $750 due at signing.

Can you put your attention seeking aside for a minute and please explain why Im supposed to find boring lawyer gossip funny?

I want you to because you can't because he's not a funny lolcow.

 

[BUBBLER]

I like mustard now

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

When the hell did Marzgurl cunt post on the kiwifarms? I must have missed that in the Vic lawsuit saga.

Also, when and where was that pic of him and Nana taken?

I think the Nana picture is relatively recent. I know he appeared on TACS before the #KillVic saga to promote to his action Star Trek fanfic. I think the recent encounter was due to the proximity of Recunta and the Gridsy Mayer nerdboi podcast universe.

Here's Marshman's KF account. Looks like I fucked up, last post is from 2018 and her thread is from 2019.

https://kiwifarms.st/members/marzgurl.11514/

 

[Jenna]

Can you put your attention seeking aside for a minute and please explain why Im supposed to find boring lawyer gossip funny?

I want you to because you can't because he's not a funny lolcow.

I'm seeking attention? The second post in this thread is you begging someone to tell you you're right like a needy faggot

I want someone to tell me Im right and that it isnt funny it's just some faggy kiwi farm shit.

 

[Turk February]

I'm seeking attention? The second post in this thread is you begging someone to tell you you're right like a needy faggot

Mustard fucking loves attention but doesn't understand how to interact with other people. I kind of love him.

 

[Mustard]

I'm seeking attention? The second post in this thread is you begging someone to tell you you're right like a needy faggot

I'm being candid. There's a difference.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

I get how steel toe getting cucked and serving spaghettios to another man's kids is funny, but some alcoholic degenerate lawyer having issues with the law and screwing his life up is more gossip than funny. If you enjoy gossip I sort of get why that's at least interesting to discuss and analyze with other faggots, especially if you enjoy watching a YouTuber's life fall apart. But, Ive been seeing some Kiwi Farmerish fruits even on this board with goofy Rekieta avatars like it's supposed to be funny. I dont fucking get it. What's so funny about it? I went on KF to see if there was anything new about Patrick and a lot of them have these goofy Rekieta avatars like it's funny. I don't find it particularly funny and Im struggling to understand why but also I don't know that much about Rekieta.

Here's one of them

It's messed up I live in Minnesota , Nicks 9 year old daughter tested positive for cocaine yet this Commie state will let Nick off also he an actual lawyer lol thought niggers were the only ones allowed affirmative action

 

[Turk February]

I'm seeking attention? The second post in this thread is you begging someone to tell you you're right like a needy faggot

I have a theory that he's actually a child which is fine. I hung out on Newgrounds forums when I was 11. I'm not going to sign in to it. If he's an adult, god bless him for being so retarded.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

It's funny he thinks he can find a legal loophole to get the charges thrown out or win in court. It involves your kids and drugs, dumbass, you're lucky to even be out on bail.

It's Minnesota, you can murder someone and still get bail, child

 

[Mustard]

It's messed up I live in Minnesota , Nicks 9 year old daughter tested positive for cocaine yet this Commie state will let Nick off also he an actual lawyer lol thought niggers were the only ones allowed affirmative action

nah youre right thats very funny and worth my time

I have a theory that he's actually a child which is fine. I hung out on Newgrounds forums when I was 11. I'm not going to sign in to it. If he's an adult, god bless him for being so retarded.

You also theorized that I ripped off a screenplay based of a simplistic pun title. Youre an idiot

 

[Turk February]

nah youre right thats very funny and worth my time

You also theorized that I ripped off a screenplay based of a simplistic pun title. Youre an idiot

You're a plagiarist.

 

[Turk February]

Post a vocaroo to prove your voice has cracked.