Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it.
Because I'm a beloved pop culture icon and legend of the stage and screen. Even if I'm not funny, people laugh outta respect. Like the time I fell down the basement stairs and shattered my pelvis. Nothing funny about that at all, but everyone was just laughin' and a-laughin'