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For someone who wanted the sub to return to Joe posting, CF sure doesn't seem to spend much time in Musical Criticism.
WWAW "Imperial measurement" isnt even American, but British. But Britain (and the WORLD) moved on to Metric when it was presented, and clearly a superior measurement system.God hates metricfags.
All the people here posting their weight in kgs make me fucking sick. Why do places outside of the US even exist? Oh really you weigh 68 stone and you’re 526 centimeters tall? Very homosexual way to measure things if you ask meWWAW "Imperial measurement" isnt even American, but British. But Britain (and the WORLD) moved on to Metric when it was presented, and clearly a superior measurement system.
America stuck with the old British system (imperial = British, since they were the ones wit da empire, shtupit). So my question is, why don't Americans use "stone" as a measurement? it's imperial and not metric.
I will say, spelling "Tons" "tonnes" is gay af.
I’m no fan of the faggy frenchy system either. Ironically despite being from the most French place in the United States, I’m not and I hate those wine drinking snail eating rifle dropping surrender monkey poofs. And their faggoty system of measurements too. Fagfucker is from a third world country where they use the poof system. I’m just talking in a language he can understand.All the people here posting their weight in kgs make me fucking sick. Why do places outside of the US even exist? Oh really you weigh 68 stone and you’re 526 centimeters tall? Very homosexual way to measure things if you ask me
I weigh 56 rocks and I’m as tall as 3 medium sized dogs stacked on top of one another!
Well you know. We don’t measure weight with Rocks. Lol.Wait you guys all have 3 digit weights?
Neither do I, I’m talking pounds.Well you know. We don’t measure weight with Rocks. Lol.
life hack for easily ingestible, high caloric foods:Wait you guys all have 3 digit weights?
Thanks Dr Faggot I’ll let the doctors who’ve been dealing with me for years know about your brilliant discoverylife hack for easily ingestible, high caloric foods:
-chicken wings
-malted milkshakes
you'll be surprised at how much you can eat/drink, even with no appetite...
Metokur, is that you?It’s a joke because I’m withering away from canceraids, you see.
Hello sweetieMetokur, is that you?
*sweatyHello sweetie
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