Even his ballwashers are turning on him now

[AntsBatteryCharge]

this is like that stupid space pen myth thing. its fits the identity politics and narrative. "haha the war machine spends billions while a lowly serf can thrwart a whole army". the space pen thing was that the US spent million for a pen that writes in zero g. while the soviets just used a pencil or something. part of the reason was that the pencil flakes would be flammable, and there were other reasons i forget. anyway hes obese.

"You know how the Russians solved it?"

"How?"

"They used a pencil-dick."

 

[JumboYumYums]

He might be the most stubborn piece of shit to ever exist in the history of the universe. Despite having zero military experience, having never even sat inside a tank and possessing large, pendulous breasts which preclude him from ever being in a combat situation, this hog still won't budge an inch on his retarded guerrilla warfare via water balloon idea (that he most likely stole anyway). An actual Tank commander is calling him a fucking idiot and it still won't make a difference.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

The original and greatest of all Patposters is Patrick himself.

I dunno, man. I think that God still might be the OG Patposter. He put him in a family tree of shit genetics and mental illnesses, gave him horrible metabolism, a body shape perfect for unintentional comedy, the right amounts of obliviousness, no talent but plenty of unfounded confidence, giving him a beautiful wife only to take her away from him AND ensuring that it was all documented ...

Even the most stalwart of atheists would have to look at the evolution of Patposting and how he might be a better Chris Chan than even Chris Chan, and realize that there is definitely something out there more powerful than us that is in control ... and it hates Pat also.

 

[AntSucks]

The way John talks to him is so revealing. It's not like a friend talks to a friend. It's the way you talk to someone you already know is a lunatic.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

I dunno, man. I think that God still might be the OG Patposter. He put him in a family tree of shit genetics and mental illnesses, gave him horrible metabolism, a body shape perfect for unintentional comedy, the right amounts of obliviousness, no talent but plenty of unfounded confidence, giving him a beautiful wife only to take her away from him AND ensuring that it was all documented ...

Even the most stalwart of atheists would have to look at the evolution of Patposting and how he might be a better Chris Chan than even Chris Chan, and realize that there is definitely something out there more powerful than us that is in control ... and it hates Pat also.

As an avid Chris follower, what makes Pat so special is that he's not afflicted with the same mental retardation, not even close to what Chris Chan medically suffers from. Pat is just the biggest fucking asshole in the universe.

I hope Maddox doesn't sue me for that. Another guy that Patrick somehow manages to upstage in the insufferable shithead department.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

This just goes to show that he was always destined to be hated. If not be Adrienne, then by the pests. If not by the pests, then by the kiwis. If not by the kiwis, then his own ball washers. If not by the ball washers, then by Drinky.

In the end, the who doesn’t really matter.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

Three and a half years later and his luscious, engorged jugs are producing more milk than ever. And we're not even to March yet. This will never end.

 

[MonsterSteve]

this is like that stupid space pen myth thing. its fits the identity politics and narrative. "haha the war machine spends billions while a lowly serf can thrwart a whole army". the space pen thing was that the US spent million for a pen that writes in zero g. while the soviets just used a pencil or something. part of the reason was that the pencil flakes would be flammable, and there were other reasons i forget. anyway hes obese.

writing upside down and the ink not coming out is fucking annoying to be honest witcha

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

As an avid Chris follower, what makes Pat so special is that he's not afflicted with the same mental retardation, not even close to what Chris Chan medically suffers from. Pat is just the biggest fucking asshole in the universe.

I hope Maddox doesn't sue me for that. Another guy that Patrick somehow manages to upstage in the insufferable shithead department.

A Tribute to Meal Men
Gorge Ouzounian
I Am Fatter Than Your Kids

Critiquing children's art

 

[Meownaw]

Wouldn't it be great if he got booted off Twitter when they eventually crack down on misinformation like he so want's them to?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

It's actually hilarious that Pat thinks risking your life to throw paint balloons at a tank is a good idea. Fat retard.

Private Dennis D. Menace, reporting for duty! Slingshots, fake dog poop and water balloons at the ready!

 

[Easily_Remembered]

This just goes to show that he was always destined to be hated. If not be Adrienne, then by the pests. If not by the pests, then by the kiwis. If not by the kiwis, then his own ball washers. If not by the ball washers, then by Drinky.

In the end, the who doesn’t really matter.

He really, truly is a fat, unlovable cunt.

 

[EraGodless]

How many military men in the threads explained how it’s not relevant today? Mama Raven’s handsome, special little piggy can’t be wrong.

Captain Sum Ting Wrong

 

[FurBurger]

He's actually doubling down on his idiocy:

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I choose to believe the anonymous tank crews who are informing PIggy are, in fact, Russian psyops - making Pat a "useful idiot".

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

If it somehow hits the news that somebody got smoked trying this. I dont think pat will be able to hide the attention that will fall upon him.

 

[EraGodless]

If it somehow hits the news that somebody got smoked trying this. I dont think pat will be able to hide the attention that will fall upon him.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

If it somehow hits the news that somebody got smoked trying this. I dont think pat will be able to hide the attention that will fall upon him.

The horror that is about to be visited upon you

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

A missile is a mile away. 500 tanks are coming. You are the last man defending a balloon warehouse in Vasilkov.

WHAT DO YOU DO???

Sounds like Pat's next bestseller except instead of a man it's a black lesbian, the only black lesbian in all of Ukraine.

 

[Stent]

John Appel sounds like a stupid child who doesn't understand how paint works. You should block him, Pat.

 

[DominusOdium]

Appel sounds like a real fruit.