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Estimate the average IQ of the users here and compare it to what you think yours is

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I had to have a proper shrink administered one when I was 13 as part of my school entrance exam. I can't remember the exact number, but it was 120 something. They say it goes down with age and I can fully believe that.
 

Africa.com

An unfiltered retard
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27,151
I'm gonna tell this story not bc I'm trying to flex. When I was in I think 6th grade we had to do some standardized tests in the fall. We got the results in the spring. Morning of the day they were gonna give us the scores I get called to the office (not strange bc I was always in trouble) and my principal shook my fucking hand and said "I just want you to know that when you become a judge or senator, we expect you to remember this place" and blah blah blah. I had scored in the top 1% in every aspect of the test. But I was a shithead and I think my rebellion got even worse at that moment and by the end of the week I was probably smoking cigs and breaking windows with a slingshot. I really showed my principal by spending my 20s drinking and becoming a chef making peanuts and dropping out of college 3 years in.


tl;dr I was a smart retard
 

Dark Dan Disciple

It’s complicated
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I'm gonna tell this story not bc I'm trying to flex. When I was in I think 6th grade we had to do some standardized tests in the fall. We got the results in the spring. Morning of the day they were gonna give us the scores I get called to the office (not strange bc I was always in trouble) and my principal shook my fucking hand and said "I just want you to know that when you become a judge or senator, we expect you to remember this place" and blah blah blah. I had scored in the top 1% in every aspect of the test. But I was a shithead and I think my rebellion got even worse at that moment and by the end of the week I was probably smoking cigs and breaking windows with a slingshot. I really showed my principal by spending my 20s drinking and becoming a chef making peanuts and dropping out of college 3 years in.


tl;dr I was a smart retard
Father was shit, or wasn't around?
 

Chapel

Dirty Bastard
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I’m smarter than at least two groups. I was going to say groups of people but we all know neither of these are people

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760
I'm gonna tell this story not bc I'm trying to flex. When I was in I think 6th grade we had to do some standardized tests in the fall. We got the results in the spring. Morning of the day they were gonna give us the scores I get called to the office (not strange bc I was always in trouble) and my principal shook my fucking hand and said "I just want you to know that when you become a judge or senator, we expect you to remember this place" and blah blah blah. I had scored in the top 1% in every aspect of the test. But I was a shithead and I think my rebellion got even worse at that moment and by the end of the week I was probably smoking cigs and breaking windows with a slingshot. I really showed my principal by spending my 20s drinking and becoming a chef making peanuts and dropping out of college 3 years in.


tl;dr I was a smart retard
Father was shit, or wasn't around?
Always working. Never Fawkin once came to a baseball game

Fawkin somewhat similar situation. Family member was training to become a psychologist, had me take an IQ test when I was a kid. Results were that I was a few points shy of being a 'genius'. Did well academically until I hit High School and become a video game-playing layabout.

Dropped out of college. 30 years old and my only real option for employment is stacking shelves.

Growing up my father was busy working, when he wasn't he was too autistic to be a proper parent.

Shit happens sniff
 

Africa.com

An unfiltered retard
Forum Clout
27,151
Fawkin somewhat similar situation. Family member was training to become a psychologist, had me take an IQ test when I was a kid. Results were that I was a few points shy of being a 'genius'. Did well academically until I hit High School and become a video game-playing layabout.

Dropped out of college. 30 years old and my only real option for employment is stacking shelves.

Growing up my father was busy working, when he wasn't he was too autistic to be a proper parent.

Shit happens sniff
I lucked out and got a job working a unionized trade. I was doing ok as a chef and managed to squirrel away some money for a down payment on a house. I was majoring in history and poli sci with the idea of going to law school. I realized that with my working class background that (((they))) weren't just gonna let me waltz into a good practice and I'd end up teaching history. So I quit.
 
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