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sir don't do that.Put the booze down, son.
lower those by 40 and i agree“I’d rather converse with someone with an IQ of 130 who believes it to be 120 than someone with an IQ of 140 who believes it to be 160.”
-Someone much smarter than me, I forgot
What’s boomer about that? You’re literally an Alt Account. The DMAN guarantees he’s no more than 5 yrs apart from you age wise. Unless you yourself are a boomer.I love boomer sass.
Typical boomer/dMAN reply! Love it!What’s boomer about that? You’re literally an Alt Account. The DMAN guarantees he’s no more than 5 yrs apart from you age wise. Unless you yourself are a boomer.
Okay Alt. The DMAN will refer to you as Altie from now on.Typical boomer/dMAN reply! Love it!
Father was shit, or wasn't around?I'm gonna tell this story not bc I'm trying to flex. When I was in I think 6th grade we had to do some standardized tests in the fall. We got the results in the spring. Morning of the day they were gonna give us the scores I get called to the office (not strange bc I was always in trouble) and my principal shook my fucking hand and said "I just want you to know that when you become a judge or senator, we expect you to remember this place" and blah blah blah. I had scored in the top 1% in every aspect of the test. But I was a shithead and I think my rebellion got even worse at that moment and by the end of the week I was probably smoking cigs and breaking windows with a slingshot. I really showed my principal by spending my 20s drinking and becoming a chef making peanuts and dropping out of college 3 years in.
tl;dr I was a smart retard
Always working. Never Fawkin once came to a baseball gameFather was shit, or wasn't around?
Shouldn’t take a high IQ to figure that one out.
Baseball sucks. Your father was right to ignore you.Always working. Never Fawkin once came to a baseball game
I'm gonna tell this story not bc I'm trying to flex. When I was in I think 6th grade we had to do some standardized tests in the fall. We got the results in the spring. Morning of the day they were gonna give us the scores I get called to the office (not strange bc I was always in trouble) and my principal shook my fucking hand and said "I just want you to know that when you become a judge or senator, we expect you to remember this place" and blah blah blah. I had scored in the top 1% in every aspect of the test. But I was a shithead and I think my rebellion got even worse at that moment and by the end of the week I was probably smoking cigs and breaking windows with a slingshot. I really showed my principal by spending my 20s drinking and becoming a chef making peanuts and dropping out of college 3 years in.
tl;dr I was a smart retard
Father was shit, or wasn't around?
Always working. Never Fawkin once came to a baseball game
I lucked out and got a job working a unionized trade. I was doing ok as a chef and managed to squirrel away some money for a down payment on a house. I was majoring in history and poli sci with the idea of going to law school. I realized that with my working class background that (((they))) weren't just gonna let me waltz into a good practice and I'd end up teaching history. So I quit.Fawkin somewhat similar situation. Family member was training to become a psychologist, had me take an IQ test when I was a kid. Results were that I was a few points shy of being a 'genius'. Did well academically until I hit High School and become a video game-playing layabout.
Dropped out of college. 30 years old and my only real option for employment is stacking shelves.
Growing up my father was busy working, when he wasn't he was too autistic to be a proper parent.
Shit happens sniff
YOU READ STENT?!??The smartest guy here had to hire a lawyer to get back tens of thousands of dollars from a broke barely literate unemployed drunk. No way this place cracks triple digits.
And neither do I.
I mean, "Neither does I".
Do?
Does?
Shut up. I read.
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