Eric Hildeman married a teenager and divorced her when she was 20. Most likely because of his pedophile predilections.

[guest]

We heard your stupid metal leg squeaking down the side of the highway, faggot. Shut the FUCK up.

No way. I lube it up with prime pussy juice in every town I pass through. They spray it at me, Abe.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

No way. I lube it up with prime pussy juice in every town I pass through. They spray it at me, Abe.

How about when you dunked it in the ocean and the fuckin thing rusted irreparably? Gals like symmetry, big dicks and non jewfro hair. You possess none of those qualities. "Boo hoo, I died of fucking leg cancer."

 

[guest]

How about when you dunked it in the ocean and the fuckin thing rusted irreparably?

I was fawkin hammered, Abe. You would be too if you had to live with a cancerous nub where your dick used to be

 

[guest]

I was fawkin hammered, Abe. You would be too if you had to live with a cancerous nub where your dick used to be

Wait you're the ghost of Terry Fox? Holy shit these Canadians put too much into you, they played that movie in Jersey when I was kid, we all thought you wasted your last days.

 

[guest]

Wait you're the ghost of Terry Fox? Holy shit these Canadians put too much into you, they played that movie in Jersey when I was kid, we all thought you wasted your last days.

I'm not surprised that you have no respect for running

 

[RickReternal]

I had never heard of Terry Fox and cried reading his Wikipedia page.

 

[DMbA]

I legitimately hate this guy.

I legitimately hate this cunt. I don't even want to laugh at him, I just hate him.

WE HEARRRRD YOUUUUUU

I hate this guy man I hate this guy dude

Hold my hands

 

[hammmburger]

Patricia S. Curley, reminds me of the OnA treatment of the Sandusky crimes.


Hey Moe, this pedo is marrying a teen.