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Enough of these 3

J.B. Mauney

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I laugh when I see Jeter because I remember how he signed a ball for me and gave me a five. It was likely because I was at the game with one of my attractive cousins and he wanted to say hello to her.



Jim doesn't have a Jeter autograph, but I do lol.

I don't remember the story exactly, but didn't he try to follow Jeter into the bathroom? Or was that Jim Leyritz or something? What a fucking weirdo.
 

Chive Turkey

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I don't remember the story exactly, but didn't he try to follow Jeter into the bathroom? Or was that Jim Leyritz or something? What a fucking weirdo.
That and a bunch of other shit, he hovered around being a creep for a while. He then got genuinely offended that the star athletes would rather pay attention to hot girls than someone who looks and acts like Smeagol.
 

Mick_Mickerson

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They don't bother me because it's refreshing to have 3 dudes who smoke cigars and cheat on their smokeshow wives on TV, with the Latin machismo. Next year they will probably replace one of them with some female journalism major who speaks in a way-too-serious manner
 
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They don't bother me because it's refreshing to have 3 dudes who smoke cigars and cheat on their smokeshow wives on TV, with the Latin machismo. Next year they will probably replace one of them with some female journalism major who speaks in a way-too-serious manner
I just hate them all as players.

A Rod was roiding since he was 15 and just behaves like a sneaky kike.

Jeter was just on the right team at the right time. ARod and Nomar were way better.

Ortiz had so many big home runs but im against these fat fucks making careers as DHs as a matter of principal.

Not to mention the 3 are huge corporate sell outs.

Some YouTube channel should get guys like Albert Belle, Wally Backman, and John Rocker to provide profanity laced commentary
 

J.B. Mauney

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I just hate them all as players.

A Rod was roiding since he was 15 and just behaves like a sneaky kike.

Jeter was just on the right team at the right time. ARod and Nomar were way better.

Ortiz had so many big home runs but im against these fat fucks making careers as DHs as a matter of principal.

Not to mention the 3 are huge corporate sell outs.

Some YouTube channel should get guys like Albert Belle, Wally Backman, and John Rocker to provide profanity laced commentary

If roids make you mad you're taking it too seriously.
I don't like ARod because he's a superficial female and Jeter because he's a bland uninteresting fuckboi who gave half of NY herpes. Ortiz is arguably the greatest clutch performer in sports history and there is nothing to not like about him except his gay wardrobe and haircuts.

On another note, the fact a major network hasn't picked up Ozzie Guillen and turned him into the Charles Barkley of MLB is mind boggling.
 

aRTie02150

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I just hate them all as players.

A Rod was roiding since he was 15 and just behaves like a sneaky kike.

Jeter was just on the right team at the right time. ARod and Nomar were way better.

Ortiz had so many big home runs but im against these fat fucks making careers as DHs as a matter of principal.

Not to mention the 3 are huge corporate sell outs.

Some YouTube channel should get guys like Albert Belle, Wally Backman, and John Rocker to provide profanity laced commentary
It was pretty epic how many times Ortiz ended games with a moonshot. Playoff games and everything.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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I laugh when I see Jeter because I remember how he signed a ball for me and gave me a five. It was likely because I was at the game with one of my attractive cousins and he wanted to say hello to her.



Jim doesn't have a Jeter autograph, but I do lol.
how much did you pay him
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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I just hate them all as players.

A Rod was roiding since he was 15 and just behaves like a sneaky kike.

Jeter was just on the right team at the right time. ARod and Nomar were way better.

Ortiz had so many big home runs but im against these fat fucks making careers as DHs as a matter of principal.

Not to mention the 3 are huge corporate sell outs.

Some YouTube channel should get guys like Albert Belle, Wally Backman, and John Rocker to provide profanity laced commentary
I still love Albert Belle for what a fucking asshole he was. One year he got in trouble for chasing kids with his jeep for egging his house
 

aRTie02150

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how much did you pay him
I didn't pay anything. He was signing balls before a game and signed the one I had just caught.

Mel Stottlemyre was one of the coaches at the time and ripped a ball down 3rd and into the crowd and my 12 year old ass caught it. It was during pregame warm ups. Shane Spencer walked over and gave me props and by saying I made a nice catch and gave me a glove five and I asked him the sign the ball as well.

Completely making Jeter's autograph useless.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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I didn't pay anything. He was signing balls before a game and signed the one I had just caught.

Mel Stottlemyre was one of the coaches at the time and ripped a ball down 3rd and into the crowd and my 12 year old ass caught it. It was during pregame warm ups. Shane Spencer walked over and gave me props and by saying I made a nice catch and gave me a glove five and I asked him the sign the ball as well.

Completely making Jeter's autograph useless.
Eh I reacted negatively but Jeter aside from being a prolific herpes sprinkler doesn't seem so bad. If dumb sluts want a valtrex prescription that's their fault
 
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