Embarassing shit you've done

[Imager]

I’ll add another embarrassing moment. I got a little turned on by your dumb pfp. Boss in a mini! And little Asian titties!

This is a comedy board so you might be being sarcastic, but believe me I'm not when I say that these woman SLAY

 

[Dennyislife]

I used to regularly drink until I threw up around 18 or so. It was quite the bit I had going. One time my parents were away but my grandparents were looking after my younger siblings and my friends had to go miles out of their way to get me home and my grandparents answered the door to get me in.

If I was Norton or American I would have a gone into rehab but I got a tolerance and now I rarely throw up

 

[BUBBLER]

I not only joined, but post on a forum for a radio show that hasn't been a thing for over a decade.

I'm in the top 5 posts but not top 5 karma.

So at least I'm not that gay

But seriously we need to add up the posts from all the faggots with alt or delete their accounts

 

[BUBBLER]

I’ve done the same, twice.

Imagine being 2 times gayer than @BUBBLER

 

[BUBBLER]

When I was at school there was this girl I liked.

I was alone with her so I thought I'd shoot my shot. I said "I want to do something" and she was like "Ok, what?"

So I told her "You know the name of my favourite band?"

(this is embarrassing when you know the name of my favourite band)

Hopefully Cattle Decapitation

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

I'm in the top 5 posts but not top 5 karma.

So at least I'm not that gay

But seriously we need to add up the posts from all the faggots with alt or delete their accounts

Minaw first

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Been there…

Done that unfortunately as well. We never knew that we could be so wrong about a person

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I was desperate for pussy so I pretended to be really interested in crystals

Did you receive crystal treatment?

"Witch's" believe the get power from sex with Christians

Converting to Christianity right this second.

 

[Child..]

I remember being 10 years old, borrowing a VHS copy of Mel Brooks "History of the World" and watching it with my very pious religious dad (who has a sense of humor and I thought would appreciate it)...I assumed the movie would be PG-13, but my naive ass was wrong and soon embarrassed.


We get to the scene where the nymphomaniac Roman princess is walking past her Centaurian guard and checking out their junk to see who had the big dicks suitable for her upcoming orgy...and I'm looking at my dad and my dad is looking at me and we're like "yup, we cant have nice things can we? these kuffar are just too debauched and depraved".

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Like, a cashier will say "Good afternoon" and I'll say "good thanks, you?" And then I'll want to be like "FUCK! I expected you to ask how I was. Can we start that again? I'm not retarded I promise. I CAN'T have you thinking that of me!"

Then have that conversation. Who cares, cashiers are barely people. Video game NPCs have more dialogue options. I say dumb shit to cashiers all the time. Spit game at ugly cashiers, it's a blast.

 

[DMAN]

Was just thinking the other day about how The DMAN got some Reply All email from one of the young hotties at work who was doing some fundraiser for a co-worker who had an unfortunate mishap. The DMAN not only didn't donate, but replied to the hottie trying to mack by complimenting her generosity. All on the internal company email. Douche chill memory.

 

[Professor Rape]

Then have that conversation. Who cares, cashiers are barely people. Video game NPCs have more dialogue options. I say dumb shit to cashiers all the time. Spit game at ugly cashiers, it's a blast.

You're allowed to fuck with them and they have to accept it. Low self esteem from having a shit job, too.

 

[Dog Eater]

I voluntarily went to see a Jim Norton comedy show.

I once waited in line at Opie and Anthony's Traveling Virus Comedy Tour to meet Gregg Hughes and Anthony Cumia.

 

[Professor Rape]

I once waited in line at Opie and Anthony's Traveling Virus Comedy Tour to meet Gregg Hughes and Anthony Cumia.

What were they like in person?

 

[Dog Eater]

What were they like in person?

Talked to them for all of 30 seconds “good show thanks” (thanking them for something I paid to attend). Opie said like 2 words and Nana flirted with my obese gf by telling her he liked her eyeliner (it looked like shit). I think everyone else was getting autographs on shit from them and the stand up acts but I didn’t give a shit about that and just said hi.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I once waited in line at Opie and Anthony's Traveling Virus Comedy Tour to meet Gregg Hughes and Anthony Cumia.

I did the same thing at XM studios in DC for the live show they had. Shook hands like I was meeting royalty. Someone at XM took a picture; I never saw it. Better that way.

This thread is triggering so many embarrassing moments. Before I turned into a silver fox, I was a teenage dweeb who thirsted after anything that had a cunt. So pathetic.

 

[Professor Rape]

Talked to them for all of 30 seconds “good show thanks” (thanking them for something I paid to attend). Opie said like 2 words and Nana flirted with my obese gf by telling her he liked her eyeliner (it looked like shit). I think everyone else was getting autographs on shit from them and the stand up acts but I didn’t give a shit about that and just said hi.

Doxed you

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

I was cleaning out the trunk of my car and I found the movie 8 Mile and I didn't want it so a couple black kids were playing nearby and I just asked if they wanted a DVD. They were like 11-13 years old. I totally forgot there was pretty salty language in it and a raunchy sex scene. The next morning my car windshield was dented and a big rock was next to my car.

I presume their dad did it. I feel embarrassed and kinda like a groomer and I didn't really think it through.

 

[BUBBLER]

Was just thinking the other day about how The DMAN got some Reply All email from one of the young hotties at work who was doing some fundraiser for a co-worker who had an unfortunate mishap. The DMAN not only didn't donate, but replied to the hottie trying to mack by complimenting her generosity. All on the internal company email. Douche chill memory.

The omega move would be to reply all back

 

[Child..]

Doxed you

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This was too perfect, lmao...