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Embarassing shit you've done

TheRevAlJolson

Blackface Killah
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I once got drunk off my ass at a party at this girl's house while her parents were out of town. I ended up passing out in a guest room. After the party broke up, I must have went to take a shit and fell asleep in the bathroom. I didn't have any fucking pants with me at all when I woke up. I decided to make a break for it for the guest room to try to find my pants. I ended up walking into the living room and hanging dong for like 6 people that were still hanging out from the night before. I didn't know any of these people
 

Former Prez Gerald Ford

Come over and we’ll have nachos. And some beer.
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When I was in 8th grade we did a “team meeting” in the library with 3 different homerooms.. probably close to 100 students plus teachers. During a quiet spot in the presentation I reached above my head to yawn and my friend tickled my armpit, causing me to loosen my sphincter and let loose an obscenely loud fart I had been saving up since lunch. My friend jumped to his feet and announced loudly IT WAS HIM, pointing at me. All the students laughed at me for what felt like forever while I sat there and took it. I still have a snapshot in my mind of looking over at my homeroom teacher and even he was belly laughing at me. It was like something out of a nightmare and to this day I still cringe when I think about it
 

Imager

The Wackiest Funster there ever was
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When I was 12 years old there was a girl I liked.

So on Valentines day I gave her the Marshall Mathers LP CD.

The next day she gave it back and said "I don't want this" and walked away.

Brb. Going to try to kill myself.
I had the same thing with a different CD (I don't even remember which) and I never even got it back.
 

Imager

The Wackiest Funster there ever was
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When I was at school there was this girl I liked.

I was alone with her so I thought I'd shoot my shot. I said "I want to do something" and she was like "Ok, what?"

So I told her "You know the name of my favourite band?"

(this is embarrassing when you know the name of my favourite band)
Menudo?
 
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