Elliott Page yo!

[alkiefuck2]

I'd love to suck her non-exestiant tits and then patreeky her up the shit box, if that's a wave you fellas surf?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Congrats, you went from a decently attractive and well respected actress to a 5'1" manlet. Why anyone would willingly do this to themselves is beyond me. Mass formation psychosis, folks.

Also, nice fake abs, stupid.

It's way worse to be a weak man than a woman. You know who don't get bullied to tears by other adults in any type of blue collar setting? Women. If you're a weak man you get bullied until you quit or kill yourself. You know who quality women don't want to have relationships with? Weak men.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

would you guys think i was cool if i had sex with elliot page?

 

[aRTie02150]

would you guys think i was cool if i had sex with elliot page?

It's weird because it wouldn't make you gay at all. You'd be ass fucking a person who's really a woman. Be it a woman with severe mental health issues, but that's normal.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

It's weird because it wouldn't make you gay at all. You'd be ass fucking a person who's really a woman. Be it a woman with severe mental health issues, but that's normal.

I’d only ass fuck her at first to teach her how men get fucked

then i’d fuck her pussy and dead name her till i came

i bet she’s on grindr right now

 

[aRTie02150]

I’d only ass fuck her at first to teach her how men get fucked

then i’d fuck her pussy and dead name her till i came

i bet she’s on grindr right now

I wasn't aware she still has her vagina.

 

[Dog Eater]

there were treated like prostitutes once

Once?

 

[not that Jack Horner]

I wasn't aware she still has her vagina.

it is gonna be the first thing I bring up to her on grindr after “you got ice”