Dumb whore.

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Women are so fucking smug and retarded. They are all obsessed with sex and sexuality because they instinctively know without that their intrinsic value plunges below zero. Even the most alpha male with a high sex drive doesn’t think about sex as much as your average liberated American woman

It’s because it’s all they have to offer, especially now.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I noticed the newer AT&T commercials she's no longer wearing anything that makes her tits look big.

I remember they even had in her like a baggy sweater in one of the commercials

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I noticed the newer AT&T commercials she's no longer wearing anything that makes her tits look big.

She directs those commercials now

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Nice jugs, stupid. Respect your moneymaker

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

She figured she would have taken off by now for her “quirky comedy skills” she did on shows nobody watched. Now she’s upset nobody thinks she’s funny or talented except being the girl in the AT&T commercials.

 

[TheNanaDook]

She figured she would have taken off by now for her “quirky comedy skills” she did on shows nobody watched. Now she’s upset nobody thinks she’s funny or talented except being the girl in the AT&T commercials.

This is exactly what it is. She (like all women) have to come to terms with the fact that they’re annoying creatures that we enjoy for their holes and tits. They could become something more, but I’ve never seen it actually happen. And that realization moment is devastating.

 

[guest]

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Shut up and show your tits, worthless cunt.

I so badly want my face to wear those big boobs like a hockey mask.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

She probably hates to see people like Aubrey Plaza doing so well because she considers herself to be just as talented and quirky. I bet she had a real rough weekend because SHE should be hosting SNL and doing White Lotus for HBO. She doesn’t realize she’s on the same level as the annoying Toyota commercial sales woman and Flo from Progressive.

 

[guest]

You can see she's trying not to laugh when she says "milk wagons." You know you have big delicious tits, you love that you have them, you love the attention they bring, you love how it feels when a man gropes them and sucks on them as if his life depended on it...what was I saying?

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

His second greatest conquest, behind getting choked out by Sherrod Small.