Dude, I can't get over him scream-crying "YOOOuuuuuuUUUU!". I listened to it over and over today in my car.

[guest]

The "YEWWWuh" is so strained and emotional, with an overdramatic quality that would normally be reserved for a drunk drag queen splitting up with his twink boyfriend. The female cops probably recoiled with disgust at how openly queer that noise he made was so he immediately goes back into Torque Wheeler tough guy mode. But by then they've seen his fat-encased acorn cock and he's lost whatever authority he thought he had.

Fuck, thank you. I knew he sounded like someone and I couldn’t place it until you said that. It’s the crazy drunk fight between faggot Guy Fieri and his faggot “hairdresser”.

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[RobertMewler]

He reminds me of when Benjy from the Stern show got kicked out of a convention (8:27):

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I still cant get over him explaining the pepperoni visit seriously. I bet someone smirked when he told it

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

You could pay someone on fivver to clean it up. Probably 50 bucks to a professional sound engineer would get pretty good results.

I sadly only have the 7th or 8th version of the audio

 

[Pat_Torque_Monday]

Fuck, thank you. I knew he sounded like someone and I couldn’t place it until you said that. It’s the crazy drunk fight between faggot Guy Fieri and his faggot “hairdresser”.

Ha, never seen this but that’s exactly what the bodycam is going to show us, Pat’s not going to be able to live this down. Especially when clips get posted to his timeline that contradict his version of events…

 

[Udders]

It really does get better with each listen. Alivia must've been really close, some parts of Pat's yelling seems like he's right next door. @ToxicCisWhiteMaleTorque can you ask her if she actually saw any of this?

 

[FurBurger]

I was looking forward to the bodycam video, but now I'm looking forward to the audio too. Watching two-fisted Pat knocking police officers off their feet until finally four of them manage to pin him down is going to be great, obviously - but hearing his whining from a mic two feet in front of him might actually be better.

 

[Meownaw]

I was looking forward to the bodycam video, but now I'm looking forward to the audio too. Watching two-fisted Pat knocking police officers off their feet until finally four of them manage to pin him down is going to be great, obviously - but hearing his whining from a mic two feet in front of him might actually be better.

Plus not metal in the building to interfere with the audio.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I was looking forward to the bodycam video, but now I'm looking forward to the audio too. Watching two-fisted Pat knocking police officers off their feet until finally four of them manage to pin him down is going to be great, obviously - but hearing his whining from a mic two feet in front of him might actually be better.

That was a strange flex on his part. As others have pointed out, if you're fighting cops to the point that four have to restrain you then you're getting tazed or shot. This isn't a capeshit movie where they just keep sending in people for him to fight.

Also he lives in a shitty city and instead of just letting them do their thing, and get it overwith quickly, he decided to fight them and tie them up in his retarded outburst while people actually needed the cops for real crimes.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

I think they'd uncuffed him at that point; you hear him slap his forehead to emphasise something.

I don't think he'd be that brave in handcuffs.

I don't think so: That slap was way too close to the mic. Had to be something Alivia was doing.

My guess is that she either had some gum going (because you can hear her chewing on occasion), or she was stretching her clit out and letting it snap back while watching a crying pig scream at the cops.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

she was stretching her clit out and letting it snap back while watching a crying pig scream at cops.

Ah man, that takes me back. Boy do I have a story for everyone later...