Dr. Fatrick's failed book venture- Oopsie doodles!

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Pat strikes me as the kind of guy who would eat a burger while shitting and then hold it in his mouth while he wiped his ass.

A statement as disgusting as it is true

 

[42069]

Pat strikes me as the kind of guy who would eat a burger while shitting and then hold it in his mouth while he wiped his ass.

He’s been consuming burgers in one gulp for over two years now

 

[guest]

It's pandering horseshit and this fat asshole was hoping one of his followers had a limb blown off so he could make a spectacle out of them.

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So the movie Shooter with Mark Wahlburg is based on a series of novels by Steven Hunter. The character Bob Lee Swagger shoots bucks in the spine with plastic bullets. This incapacitates them for a few minutes at which point he saws off the antlers to discourage hunters from shooting them. How much you want to bet Rick's story is something similar.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

They're not people.

Let's compromise and call them 5/3rds

 

[guest]

I can still picture my professor also known as Stinky Steve bitching about the "Adobe Mafia" and them pushing Quark XPress out of the industry. Also wasn't this fatass using Final Draft when he thought he was a screenwriter?

Format isn't that important. Roald Dahl and Tarantino both wrote/write their stories in freehand pencil and then had/have some broad type them up. It's almost like the imagination of story and character and author's original voice are more influential in success than gimmicks and virtue-signalling faggotry.

If you're fat, have nothing to say and say it in too many misspelled words. And you're fat. Chances are your books are going to sell horrifically badly and strangers on the internet will laugh at you for being Fat and taking your horseshit too seriously.

 

[NoBacon]

They’re elephants. In space!

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Roald Dahl and Tarantino

He's just gonna DECIDE, out of the fuckin BLUE, to open up his Chocolate Factory??

 

[guest]

He's just gonna DECIDE, out of the fuckin BLUE, to open up his Chocolate Factory??

Let me say this out loud, 'cause I wanna get it straight in my head. You're saying that Mr. Wonka was gonna kill you, then when we got back, he was going kill us, take the satchel of snozzberries, and scram.

 

[Opesterino]

God he is such a fucking moron. Yeah Pig, after dealing with a pandemic for the last year people want to go out and read a novel about such. He has his head so far up his own ass he can't even comprehend how normal people would think or feel, he just has to push the agenda of his liberal masters. I would pray for the day a nigger beats the shit out of him but we all know he acts like a meek house cat when in public and its only when he is safe at home that he acts like mama raven's tough bad ass little boy.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

He should type a suicide note in Word and then follow through with it.