Dr. Fatrick's failed book venture- Oopsie doodles!

[potatopeeler63]

It looks like Rick had a brilliant idea to write a medical "novella" on vaccines and herd immunity.
Dozens of hours spent in a drunken stupor compiling information and bragging at hooligans about his newest book...
only for it to be rejected from publication because it was a load of non-sensical horse shit?
six-figure author, chiiiiiiiiid.

RADIO SILENCE SINCE MARCH....
AND I QUOTE
"THE TROLLS HAVE TAKEN MY LIVELIHOOD, HUNDREDS OF HOURS DEALING WITH THEM HAS WITHOUT A DOUBT IMPACTED MY WRITING CAREER"
[SIZE=22px]DR. Owen a forms always wins, you fat piece of shit. #AMWRITING #FAILEDPITCH #REJECTED[/SIZE]

 

[fusciasomething]

I don’t take fat people seriously

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I don’t take fat people seriously

They're not people.

 

[AntSucks]

LOL. MS Word isn't standard in the publishing industry. They could give a fuck if you used a textfile or not. They use Adobe InDesign, and before that Quark XPress.

I was wondering why his books had such weird typesetting. He uses the default Word spacing, made for resumes and such. It makes them awful to read, as well as the dialogue, the descriptions and the punctuation.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

This guy's fuckin mentally ill. Physically too

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I don’t take fat people seriously

I want that on a bumper sticker

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

LOL. MS Word isn't standard in the publishing industry. They could give a fuck if you used a textfile or not. They use Adobe InDesign, and before that Quark XPress.

I was wondering why his books had such weird typesetting. He uses the default Word spacing, made for resumes and such. It makes them awful to read, as well as the dialogue, the descriptions and the punctuation.

George RR Martin uses a computer running DOS and some shitty 80s word processing program. Pat, the publishing expert, could teach ol George a thing or two.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

#amgay #amfat

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

Patrick is the kind of person who believes he's a critical thinker, yet takes the side of the MSM on everything.

 

[MonsterSteve]

"That's why we invented them".

We? You had nothing to do with it, you fat idiot.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I bet that book is more interesting than his gay space operas. I could spend a whole day finding one retarded thing after the next dozens of times on each page.

 

[guest]

#amgay #amfat

#shutyourfuckingmouth

 

[FurBurger]

It looks like Rick had a brilliant idea to write a medical "novella" on vaccines and herd immunity.

No, child, atalker, child, quietly, it's not about that. In this one Pat's Mary Sue is a bad-ass ex-soldier who saves endangered animals.... In Spaaaace!

Also, that tweet about him having it finished by mid-April is clearly a forgery, as by September he'd only made it 45 pages into the thing - which is admittedly a great deal further than most readers. Expect him to sue you for your felonious quoting of his tweet in at least three states.

While we're shitting on him, he fucked up the spelling of Wisconsin the first time around.

 

[Meownaw]

But he isn't reading. He never reads.

 

[stealthygeek]

It's pandering horseshit and this fat asshole was hoping one of his followers had a limb blown off so he could make a spectacle out of them.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

LOL. MS Word isn't standard in the publishing industry. They could give a fuck if you used a textfile or not. They use Adobe InDesign, and before that Quark XPress.

I was wondering why his books had such weird typesetting. He uses the default Word spacing, made for resumes and such. It makes them awful to read, as well as the dialogue, the descriptions and the punctuation.

I can still picture my professor also known as Stinky Steve bitching about the "Adobe Mafia" and them pushing Quark XPress out of the industry. Also wasn't this fatass using Final Draft when he thought he was a screenwriter?

 

[FurBurger]

It's pandering horseshit and this fat asshole was hoping one of his followers had a limb blown off so he could make a spectacle out of them.

I remember him making a fuss about her missing a leg - Finally, amputee representation! Aren't I brave, atalker! - but in the except I've read she's got a robot leg that's every bit as good as the original, so it's just more meaningless cosmetic shit like his "milspec" gimmick.

Also, he's only 45 pages in, yet has already given the derivative ending away on Twitter nine months ago (the hunter becomes the hunted! What a novel idea, Pat!)

 

[Username]

Space elephants,space McDonald’s,the hunt for red October in space. He’s the dumbest most unoriginal person I’ve ever heard of. Yet he calls himself a creative and consideres himself knowledgeable on every subject known to Twitter. Carol(thoughts and prayers) was right he’s a pants shitting retard.

 

[EraGodless]

#Ameating

 

[MonsterSteve]

#Ameating

Pat strikes me as the kind of guy who would eat a burger while shitting and then hold it in his mouth while he wiped his ass.