Dox a photo of yourself megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

 

[Turk February]

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The most ominous fucked up music randomly came on as I saw this and it made me laugh really hard.

 

[Agent Smith]

 

[johnnynoname]

from my tinder

 

[Brooke Shields]

Girl in the middle on the left would get a lot of attention from me at this event.

I'm sure she would appreciate it

 

[CQ Beans]

It’s an old photo tbh. I don’t have nearly as much hair now.

 

[Turk February]

I'm sure she would appreciate it

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Just admit it. I'm a cutie pie with my kitty shirt. She's got an adorable smile. We'd be perfect together.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Just admit it. I'm a cutie pie with my kittie shirt. She's got an adorable smile. We'd be perfect together.

Stop falling in love with every woman you see.

 

[Turk February]

Stop falling in love with every woman you see.

Never. It's a man's job to do so.

 

[Professor Rape]

 

[Turk February]

Stop falling in love with every woman you see.

Actually no joke like 75 percent of the women at the library make me go "I want to marry her" I can't even tell 2 of them apart. Since the divorcegiving Turk has been into almost all women.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Actually no joke like 75 percent of the women at the library make me go "I want to marry her" I can't even tell 2 of them apart. Since the divorcegiving Turk has been into almost all women.

When I look at most women my thought is generally "I bet she's annoying."

 

[Turk February]

When I look at most women my thought is generally "I bet she's annoying."

Well yeah. Homosexuality has some advantages.

 

[Monk]

I look pretty much exactly like Ed Kemper but with a beard and different glasses.

 

[Kinderman]

It’s been me the whole time

 

[Turk February]

My beard is getting super long. I look like an extra in a movie about coal mining. I can't shave.

 

[We Have Everything]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My beard is getting super long. I look like an extra in a movie about coal mining. I can't shave.

I don't get how you keep saying you can't do a bunch of shit that takes one hand when you have one hand. When my right hand was in a cast I was still jacking off and working. Like have you figured out wiping your ass yet or do you need the medics to come assist you with that? If you can wipe your ass with your left hand then you can do a lot of stuff with it.

 

[Turk February]

I don't get how you keep saying you can't do a bunch of shit that takes one hand when you have one hand. When my right hand was in a cast I was still jacking off and working. Like have you figured out wiping your ass yet or do you need the medics to come assist you with that? If you can wipe your ass with your left hand then you can do a lot of stuff with it.

I am busy keeping your heart warm with my left hand. Underneath is a rock bottom I'll never let you hit.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Can someone hook me up with a dick picture that’s bigger than mine? This bitch is so mad at me.