Double Dipping shitty jokes

[TorqueWheeler]

Pat has used this "name the age of consent in all 50 states" line several times recently.

 

[Cuphead]

And Kid Rock is still playing arenas while Patrick farts on his couch going into debt

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Kid rock can tour and sell tickets, Pat can’t even sell his awful books to his “followers” because they’re all unemployed and don’t read books. Kid Rock Is playing major venues this summer while Pat is unemployed without anything on the horizon.

Except a calendar full of garboons coming to gas out Niki's snatch Trap

 

[Brooke Shields]

He's not brave enough yet, but he'll pull these same hillbilly scrutinies once Kanye is fully allowed to be jerked to this same way. The rippity rapping uncle tom

 

[EraGodless]

Kid Rock is a dedicated father. And he's volunteered more of his time in one week, than Pat has ever one- even if Porky lived a 1000 lives (volunteering to protect pedophiles at a Con, isn't volunteering).

 

[EraGodless]

Jeff Fatsworthy

If you go to a family reunion to meet women... you might be a Kid Rock fan.

If your family tree doesn't fork... you might be a Kid Rock fan.

If you're cutting your grass and you find a car...

Louis CP
Buddy HACKett
Ralphie Gay
John Pinnette

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I know you guys like parody songs:

Carl and Jamal have banged, have banged Nikki with the Nikki and the Nikki say Carl fucked her booty

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

Patrick is fat and should die(t).

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Fat hack. It should be people who CAN’T remember the age of consent. Who the fuck would say “recite”. Oh yeah. A loveless, fat, closeted, failed abortion would say some shit like that. Fuckin fat piece of spastic shit, cock nibbling, fuck stain. Ive never wanted someone to die as terribly as Fatso.

 

[AnusLicker]

Patrick is fat and should die(t).

And then when he's skinny he should die from the horrible tapeworm/cancer that was making him skinny.

 

[Stent]

Pat literally drank a daily Mountain Dew for 20 years and complains about people making fun of his unbrushed piss yellow teeth. If he could afford a meth habit he might at least lose some weight.

 

[archive_bot]

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

And who exactly does Powerman 5000 make music for?

 

[James Heffner]

Stolen just like all his "jokes"

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Stolen just like all his "jokes"


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He is truly the Joe Cumia of "writing" not a original thought, everything is "borrowed" copied or changed by a word

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It’s amazing he calls himself a “creative” yet everything he creates is stolen from someone else’s work. Not an original thought in his fat head.

 

[FurBurger]

Kid Rock makes music for people who can recite the age of consent in all 50 states from memory.

That's an Anthony Cumia joke from here.

Hi, Pat. I hope scouring through our hilarious content looking for stuff to steal does you irreparable psychological harm; deepening when you realise you can't get any of our jokes to work.