Double Dipping shitty jokes

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

 

[Gay Faggot.]

People must have been confused by the first one. Nice reworking the same shitty joke, stupid.

 

[HomeRunCumia]

Always remember with a Patrick tweet, he has no original thoughts and no original jokes. His main goal is the accumulation of likes and followers.

That's where it all begins and ends.

 

[ISO__JOE]

Rick makes books for the fans of a radio show that has been dead and buried for years and nobody else

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Devil Without a Cause shits all over anything the Foo Fighters ever did.

IM AN AMERICAN PATASS
MAKE YOU SICK
YOU CAN GIVE ME PRAISE
OR YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK
IM A GORDO SPIC
I DRINK MAYONAISE
IM GONNA PASS OUT DRUNK AFTER I CLEAR MY PLATE!
SUPER SIZED LIVIN DOUBLE WIDE
GOT A TRIUMPH BIKE AND MY WIFES A DYKE
GOT CASH TO SPARE
BREAK ALL MY CHAIRS
NO GUT NO TITS AND A FULL HEAD OF HAIR!

 

[Will Tate]

Pat writes books for people who take pictures of their friends' children in the bathtub.

 

[guest]

Wow those are both bad.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Jeff Fatsworthy

If you go to a family reunion to meet women... you might be a Kid Rock fan.

If your family tree doesn't fork... you might be a Kid Rock fan.

If you're cutting your grass and you find a car...

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

This is a fat slob from Wisconsin who listens to Nickelback. He has absolutely no right to shit on anyone else for their taste in music or anything else for that maTTer.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

LOTR tattoos are for people that are scared to be a parent.

 

[bombvest]

so kid rock fans go from stupid white trash to well-prepared jailbait enthusiasts. I guess they're whatever 'joke' premise that rings around most in his mind needs them to be.

 

[kingship75]

Now get in the pit and try to love someone, child.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Haha nice bumbled mess of words disguised as 'jokes', faggot.

 

[Meownaw]

Didn't Kid Rock tone down and just do country music now? Nice relevant material, stupid. Also the left is filled with pedophiles you lying sack of shit.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Kid rock can tour and sell tickets, Pat can’t even sell his awful books to his “followers” because they’re all unemployed and don’t read books. Kid Rock Is playing major venues this summer while Pat is unemployed without anything on the horizon.

 

[kingship75]

Didn't Kid Rock tone down and just do country music now? Nice relevant material, stupid. Also the left is filled with pedophiles you lying sack of shit.

He recently put out a song called "Let's Go Brandon", resulting in Pat's bruised labia.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

so kid rock fans go from stupid white trash to well-prepared jailbait enthusiasts. I guess they're whatever 'joke' premise that rings around most in his mind needs them to be.

I’m not a big Kid Rock fan but his crowd is blue collar workers. They have paying jobs while Pat is forever unemployed on the couch.

 

[Will Tate]

He recently put out a song called "Let's Go Brandon", resulting in Pat's bruised labia.

Pat's oinking did make me think, "So what'd Kid Rock do today?" Keep leg-humping those headlines, piggy, you'll go viral any minute now.

 

[DominusOdium]

Just a reminder what kind of wife you can pull when you're a real celebrity and millionaire and not a fat Twitter poster who once did some open mics in between writing a series of books noteworthy only for their steadily declining readership.

I'm sure someone will be along shortly to post a picture of your mini fridge wife, Pat. I don't keep pictures of that thing on my phone
.

 

[AnusLicker]

Kid rock has sold a MILLION albums for every ONE book you sold, fat man.