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I haven't tasted a good donut since I was a kid. They're all shit to fucking shit now.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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The fresh off the line glazed donuts at Shipley's are pretty good.
It's funny when a fatty at the office brings a box in to share with everyone. We know you just wanted an excuse to stuff your face, stupid. And you're just trying to bribe us so we don't judge you. Nothing like sugary circle cakes to get the day started right!
I'm all in wit a warm Krispy Kreme glazed donut but I can't get them anywhere around me, which makes me want to kill myself.
My grandmother used to make me delicious potato donuts (it's a thing, look it up.) I loved them and I loved her. I tried to make them one time and they weren't the same.
I don't give a shit about any other donuts, really. Tim Horton's can blow me. I'd never buy a donut aside from at Krispy Kreme. I don't give a fuck about cinnamon buns either.
My grandmother used to make me delicious potato donuts (it's a thing, look it up.) I loved them and I loved her. I tried to make them one time and they weren't the same.
I don't give a shit about any other donuts, really. Tim Horton's can blow me. I'd never buy a donut aside from at Krispy Kreme. I don't give a fuck about cinnamon buns either.
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This is crazy. You must only eat shitty Dunkin’ Donuts.
Dunkin where I used to live made the best ones they were larger than normal and always fresh but every Dunkin I go to now is just not the same. They really motherfucked me.
I love headlight donuts. But they don't have them down South for some reason. Went to a Dunkin Donuts and asked for one. They looked at me like I'm fucking retarded. It was soul crushing.
Dunkin stopped making the donuts at the shops like a decade or more ago. Now they bake them at some regional place and deliver them to the individual locations. That's why they always run out and they don't taste fresh.
Back in the good old days, they cared about the donuts.
There is a good non-chain donut shop right around the corner from me. I don’t even like donuts much compared to other dessert foods but sometimes I catch a whiff of them making them in the morning and I go in for a taste. Just a taste.
Do you do that if you have some pawwwwket money?
My mom always called eclairs "long johns" so I assumed that's what everyone called them. I used to ask for long johns at bakeries and they wouldn't know what I was talking about.
Edit: I just looked it up, eclairs and long johns are different things. Mama's not wrong, YOU'RE wrong! Are all these bakers just retarded fucking idiots who don't know fuck all? I'm starting to think so. "Do YoU mEaN EcLaIrS, sir?" No, ASSHOLE, I MEAN A FUCKING LONG JOHN!
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Seriously, these bakers tried to fucking gaslight me into thinking that long johns were just shitty little eclairs all along. I am owed at least two apologies.
Mama Vigoda is 100% right and everyone else is a dumb fuck. The local donut shop near my grandfather's called them Long John's and I'll be damned if they are called anything else. Honest people running donut shops should know their shit.
I'm am old man. I remember when Dunkin Donuts wasn't called Dunkin or DD like some faggot shit. You sell donuts, be proud of that!! They barely sell donuts anymore. They used to have dozens of selections to choose from. Now it's barely a dozen.
I only dunk old fashioned donuts but they dunk pretty good.
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Your mom fucked long baker dick apparently
Donut shops are all Cambodian, Thai, or Vietnamese owned here in OC and they’re basically all the same. Reliably good. I bring a box into the office on a Friday every couple of months. I always make sure to include plenty of maple bars for the women. Why are maple bars always their favorite? My mom, every gf I’ve ever had, etc…all preferred the maple bar.
Maybe it's me but maple bars are usually the sweetest ones. They're PFG, love a maple bar over dogshit chocolate frosting ones or whatever.
The kikes want us to believe that the donut holes are getting smaller year by year, when in fact the opposite is true, open your fucking eyes people, before there's more hole than donut left!
Here's a picture of their kike propaganda, this shit makes my skin crawl, they can't keep getting away with it!
Here's a picture of their kike propaganda, this shit makes my skin crawl, they can't keep getting away with it!