Doesn't she just look a peach?

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

We should pay Pat a little visit after our pilgrimage to Hooligans.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

I hope he eats a peach like Duane Allman with it

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I hope he eats a peach like Duane Allman with it

too soon, bro.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

He really believes owning a mustang gives him a personality. He actually thinks this piece of shit is a “collectors item” .

It'll be a debt-collector's item pretty soon

 

[DominusOdium]

Quasi is gonna want you to do a better job polishing that up before he takes possession, boy.

 

[kingship75]

It'll be a debt-collector's item pretty soon

Vurry good.

 

[guest]

He also proudly states that the reason he still has it is because it's going to become a collector's car. Yeah, sure Pat.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Its not new, and its not old enough to be retro. Its smack dab in the era of clunker

 

[DominusOdium]

As if Patrick has ever seen a peach.

Either the fruit or a pussy.

 

[Clint Ruin]

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Nobody's vandalized any of your dumb possessions fatty. It was you and we have it on tape because you were stupid enough to give it to us.

Even if it wasn't him, it was wash-off marker. It would have been harder to get out if it was fucking crayon. Actual vandalism can't be fixed with spit and a kleenex.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I own a 2016 Corvette Stingray and I’ve never felt the need to post a picture of it on social media or make it my entire personality. I don’t even tell many people and especially not girls I’m meeting for the first few times because it just attracts gold diggers. I just enjoy cars and wanted a fun car to drive on the weekends. Rick needs it to compensate for his lack of masculinity and possibly a penis as well.

I've got a 2 god damn Lexuses (Lexi?) that blow cold air up from the seat onto the bottom of your ball bag. Feels great on a summer day. This is probably the 2nd time I've ever mentioned it on the internet.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Pat likes his cars like he likes his wife. Boxy.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Pat likes his cars like he likes his wife. Boxy.

They're both gas guzzlers, in a sense

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

I own a 2016 Corvette Stingray and I’ve never felt the need to post a picture of it on social media or make it my entire personality. I don’t even tell many people and especially not girls I’m meeting for the first few times because it just attracts gold diggers. I just enjoy cars and wanted a fun car to drive on the weekends. Rick needs it to compensate for his lack of masculinity and possibly a penis as well.

He has 4.6L Mustang with a badge package and acts like it’s a collectors item. Only the Mustang II is gayer than Pat’s 5th gen Mustang.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

So now we vandalized his car as well as the bike and house? This broke nigger doesn’t even try to keep his lies in order.

 

[cliveowen]

Pat likes his cars like he likes his wife.

Filled with black men

 

[guest]

I wonder what the undercarriage looks like if he's left it out in the snow for the last 12 or whatever winters. Must be rusted to shit. Nice not being able to afford a house with a garage, stupid.

 

[FurBurger]

Of course EVERY year car brands have “special edition” models that don’t mean shit and are made because idiots like Pat will buy them.

Doesn't Brother Joe drive some awful Italian edition barbie car?

 

[guest]

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Nobody's vandalized any of your dumb possessions fatty. It was you and we have it on tape because you were stupid enough to give it to us.

Vandalizing his own property with ‘gay virgin’ was the gayest most virgin thing he’s ever done up to including allowing another man to shoot semen into his first better wife. It’s as if he thinks he’s somehow the polar opposite of that in his Old Testament sex god mind. Fag.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Isn't he just the shape of a peach?