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Does Torque have sleep apnea?

The Fuchitive

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LockedHDD__Pot

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CPAP machines (in this context) are such a rip-off; they were basically designed as 1-step before mechanical ventilation... then some greedy fuck realised they could be sold to overweight snoring hypochondriacs.

In countries where there's no additional money to be made (including Western countries), it's demonstrative how few people ever end-up with an at-home CPAP machine... it's just not a thing.
 

Harry Powell

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CPAP machines (in this context) are such a rip-off; they were basically designed as 1-step before mechanical ventilation... then some greedy fuck realised they could be sold to overweight snoring hypochondriacs.

In countries where there's no additional money to be made (including Western countries), it's demonstrative how few people ever end-up with an at-home CPAP machine... it's just not a thing.
You’re so wrong it’s fucking crazy.

I’ve sat there and watched as someone stops breathing for 20-30+ seconds hundreds of times in a night; I’ve watched people who are pissed off to be there and say they “have no problem sleeping” dip into 60% O2 saturation hundreds of time In a night; I could go on.

There is almost no one 40+ years old, >17” neck, obese BMI, and male that snores in this country that does *not* have some degree of sleep disordered breathing.

And the older you get the more prevalent it becomes as muscle tone declines. In the 80+ year old crowd it’s the majority of the population of both genders.

You don’t see it in other countries because they don’t have our obesity issues and they don’t screen for it / have our medical care / have an insurance system that will pay for the expensive testing and CPAP supplies.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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I bet niki is sick of hearing it echo through the house so they began looking into getting a machine. Pat being the gullible pig he is, post a photo exposing his issue to an observant rascal. Now that he is getting made fun of about it he will refuse to get the machine to own the trolls and niki gets stuck listening to pat snore himself awake because he stops breathing when he is asleep. Another reason he sleeps on the couch Im sure.
 

Libby Son Of Loin

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I bet niki is sick of hearing it echo through the house so they began looking into getting a machine. Pat being the gullible pig he is, post a photo exposing his issue to an observant rascal. Now that he is getting made fun of about it he will refuse to get the machine to own the trolls and niki gets stuck listening to pat snore himself awake because he stops breathing when he is asleep. Another reason he sleeps on the couch Im sure.
So we already know she sleep on an entirely different floor, is his snoring so bad she can hear it from the room below and he has to go to the living room?
 

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You’re so wrong it’s fucking crazy.

I’ve sat there and watched as someone stops breathing for 20-30+ seconds hundreds of times in a night; I’ve watched people who are pissed off to be there and say they “have no problem sleeping” dip into 60% O2 saturation hundreds of time In a night; I could go on.

There is almost no one 40+ years old, >17” neck, obese BMI, and male that snores in this country that does *not* have some degree of sleep disordered breathing.

And the older you get the more prevalent it becomes as muscle tone declines. In the 80+ year old crowd it’s the majority of the population of both genders.

You don’t see it in other countries because they don’t have our obesity issues and they don’t screen for it / have our medical care / have an insurance system that will pay for the expensive testing and CPAP supplies.
60% SpO2 ?!! WTF! That's crazy!

I'll accept I was wrong... & you're just a bunch of fat bastards (no offence)
 

Harry Powell

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60% SpO2 ?!! WTF! That's crazy!

I'll accept I was wrong... & you're just a bunch of fat bastards (no offence)
The 60% guy was fucking wild. He looked like the fat trucker we always use in the beefers pic. He was furious to be there. Screaming that he had no problems, the DOT was a Nazi organization for making him do the screening, blah blah blah. He was the worst I ever saw when I did that job. I’m sure he was non-compliant with his CPAP and has killed a family of 5 with his semi by now.
 

UnPRePared

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I am almost 54, and even I, who has had weight fluctuations in the past, do not need a CPAP machine.

Lay off the sweets, fatty. Walk in your neighborhood for an hour, and hopefully not get shot. Cook your own bloody food - no, don't FRY it, cook it. Buy grass fed organic eggs. Eat something leafy AND green.

A wise cow told me that anyone can do it.
 
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