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Does the guy who introduced Pat to the sub still post or lurk here?

DominusOdium

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If he just shut down his socials for a couple of months like the rapist kike Seth simons this site wouldn't exist. But here we are.
I don't know if I can say it'll ever stop now. I guess if he went completely offline for a year or something crazy, came back and never posted about weird violent political takes and ignored all trolling completely, maybe it would die. But I think between here, Kiwi and the overall internet culture... He's become a part of the internet culture and lolcow culture. I was surprised by how many normies on his recent Twitter exposure responded like they knew him. Lots of "Oh it's THIS asshole!" kind of stuff.

Definitely didn't expect to still be doing this 6-7 years later, personally. And not because I was going to be in prison.
 

FranksWirecutters

Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
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I don't know if I can say it'll ever stop now. I guess if he went completely offline for a year or something crazy, came back and never posted about weird violent political takes and ignored all trolling completely, maybe it would die. But I think between here, Kiwi and the overall internet culture... He's become a part of the internet culture and lolcow culture. I was surprised by how many normies on his recent Twitter exposure responded like they knew him. Lots of "Oh it's THIS asshole!" kind of stuff.

Definitely didn't expect to still be doing this 6-7 years later, personally. And not because I was going to be in prison.
You were partially right in that you will get 6-7 years in prison concurrently for your many felony crimes that are felonies for which you will be sentenced as felonies and spend 6-7 years in a 8x6 cell for the felony crimes of which you have committed many felonies.

Edit. Or consecutively probably since they're felony crimes.
 

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It's funny to think about all the work that has gone on behind the scenes leading us to Pat's current predicament.

Joe Cumia, for instance. If he'd never picked up the guitar, we wouldn't be here.
There is something grotesquely funny about the fact that Pat’s life changed forever because Joe Cumia made his gig dates go dark and there needed to be someone new to fuck with.
 
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DominusOdium

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You were partially right in that you will get 6-7 years in prison concurrently for your many felony crimes that are felonies for which you will be sentenced as felonies and spend 6-7 years in a 8x6 cell for the felony crimes of which you have committed many felonies.

Edit. Or consecutively probably since they're felony crimes.

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porquedealer

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What Patrick predicted he'd be doing in 2025 exactly 7 years ago.
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Professional comedian who would 7 months later tweet that comedy legend Norm Macdonald wasn't on his level.

He won't admit it but him (and Niki) would give anything to go back to that time. We should cherish those tweets it's from someone we'll never see again.
 

Harry's Enticer

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There is something grotesquely funny about the fact that Pat’s life changed forever because Joe Cumia made his gig dates go dark and there needed to be someone new to fuck with.
We never stopped winning.

2015: Ant/Dani Brand Periscope
2016: Sue Lightning Revelation
2017: Joe Cumia People's Court
2018: Norm/11
2019: Permabanned by Reddit
2020: The Lappening
2021: Apostlegate/Lolsuit thrown out
2022: Patrick S. Tomlinson vs Big Dick Nadolski
2023: Patrick S. Tomlinson vs The Dan Man
2024: Paid Quasi

Every year had at least one killer bit. Wisconsin #2025
 

Ladynyahh

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What Patrick predicted he'd be doing in 2025 exactly 7 years ago.
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Professional comedian who would 7 months later tweet that comedy legend Norm Macdonald wasn't on his level.
Pat was such a hopeful boy back then, riding high off of his moderate success as an indie science fiction writer. Twitter was his way to directly communicate with potential readers and fans. 7 years and 70 pounds later, he is a miserable bloated alcoholic with no job, no books being written, and no prospects. He tweets all day long to his stlakers, informing them they are not his toilet, his little brother, and so forth, whilst guzzling beer at Hoolies and other shitty Milwaukee dive bars. A fascinating story about a man being driven to madness by a bunch of faggots on a tiny website. He should write a fawkin book on that. You're welcome for the idea Pat. Pay me!
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DominusOdium

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Wasn't Pat hassling Anthony before this with an online bet? They may have had a clue if they were Cumia ballwashers
He had apparently responded to some political take of Nana's before Norm/11 but it was completely unrelated to being found shitting on Norm because it was popular to do on Twitter, after Norm was standing up for his friends to the cancel mob. That was found later.

I was reading something here years ago that the guy had a beef with Pat and really wanted the sub to make fun of him. Dunno how true that was, since we're all retards.
100% untrue. He was discovered randomly while scrolling through mentions of Norm on Twitter getting shit on. Literally the only reason anybody ever heard of Fats, and resulted in all this, is because he had the name "Norm Macdonald" on his lips when he shouldn't have, trying to hop on a trend like he always does.

Who the fuck had ever heard of Patrick Tomlinson before us?

There's no way he could have known that Rick is the way he is. He probably just liked Norm a lot.
Correct. A lot. As everyone should.
 

DominusOdium

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I remember things didn't really kick-off until he came onto the sub and created a post bitching us out for getting his faggot Twitter suspended. That's when he dropped the infamous "It's beer and brat fat on my face from living in Wisconsin during the winter" line and everyone realized he was fucking retarded for real.

Yeah, he started getting tagged in the sub, and folks started shitting up his StandupShots attention whoring threads and he thought he'd pop on by and correcT the recorD which went great.
 

Josef Kuminski

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I don't know if I can say it'll ever stop now. I guess if he went completely offline for a year or something crazy, came back and never posted about weird violent political takes and ignored all trolling completely, maybe it would die. But I think between here, Kiwi and the overall internet culture... He's become a part of the internet culture and lolcow culture. I was surprised by how many normies on his recent Twitter exposure responded like they knew him. Lots of "Oh it's THIS asshole!" kind of stuff.

Definitely didn't expect to still be doing this 6-7 years later, personally. And not because I was going to be in prison.
It won’t stop, we’re past the point of no return. He sued the internet for calling him fat and saying his books were bad, then refused to pay the person he sued after he lost. This will never end as long as he has access to the internet. I firmly believe Rick wanted this to happen. He wanted a war with the internet. He’s so retarded and pig headed he thought he could win.

Remember when @Total Tranny Death asked him if he could change anything and Rick said he wouldn’t. How many of us wish we were better people or had made better decisions when we were younger? Rick was already 40 when he said this. He deserves this… honestly he probably deserves worse but he’s only 45 so I’m sure there’s much more to come.
 
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First post about Pat, the one Foetus is referring to:
Thanks, hadn't seen that before.

It's surreal seeing posts from 09-12-18.

I remember being really into the sub from ants firing through the sue lighting saga, 2u gig cancelling, greggshells, people's court etc and then kind of losing interest once they both stopped feeding the trolls.

I was travelling/ off the grid at the end of 2018 around then and i remember coming back and every post was about rick and my interest was reinvigorated once I got caught up.

I wonder if deep down in his soul, despite all his public bravado, he knows that getting the sub closed down was the biggest mistake of his life. It was on borrowed time anyway given the way reddit was going.

It's hard to believe that despite all the loffs and ribs destruction from the sub at its peak, that the shenanigans on this website turned out to be way, WAY funnier.

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It's weird to think that so much of the lore around pig wasn't even discovered until after the the subreddit. I think it was known that he abandoned his kid at that time but the stuff with PCJ, the lappening pics, the police report etc. all came later. He might have been spared the indignity of every aspect of his embarrassing past being laughed at by strangers if he'd just left it alone but of course he's incapable of doing that.
I only just recently found where the Reddit page ran off to lol. I’m a good 5+ years behind on a lot of this Pat shit.

Someone give me a quick, reasonable, and lighthearted rundown on everything that has happened with Pat between the Reddit page getting shutdown and his current lawsuit against MPD.
 
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