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Does Sam Roberts eat like an adult yet?

CutesyMissy

"... radio's most notorious shock jock."
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I don't understand how he could live as long as he has with the diet of an 8 year old.
No self-respecting parent would allow his child to have a nutrient-deficient diet at any age.

Sadly we live in the jew age, so anything that distracts your child enough to allow you to work more and/or earn more jewgold, and avoid going to jail for kicking his ass, is just A-OK.

P.S.: I once told my mother I didn't like aubergine. She cooked the fucker for a week straight, and told me to eat it, or starve.

I love my mom.
 

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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Here he is 2 years ago trying momma apple pie for the first time


He really should be killed. I'm not going to do it, in fact I'd prefer if no other human was involved to deny Sam the attention he craves. Ideally, he'd eat a chikkin nuggie that was accidentally dropped into a vat of white lithium grease before packaging.
 

Zombie247

Go work. Get Sandwiches
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Got any pictures? I'm curious what the retard who married this austrolopithicene looks like.
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Faggot Boqposter

The Alawite Assassin
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He either doesn’t eat at all, changed his diet, or has a godly metabolism. Sam may be an unfunny untalented piece or shit, but he’s a careerist. Maybe he was convinced that he could be healthy and keep fawning over naked sweaty men hugging each other if he ate his veggies.
 
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