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Patrick Tomlinson should kill himself. This is not a demand, but a recommendation.
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Thats where Insurance Salesman Pat comes into play - "Mrs Robinson, I have an amazing investment opportunity I'd like you to take a look at... have you ever considered suing online atalkers?"I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess the SFWA cuts him off at one
Those intro cinematics were awesome. The one for the ps1 game was my favorite.But you have to admit, it would be pretty funny if he tried to kill himself and failed. Have to wear scarves the rest of his life like Raziel in Soul Reaver just to hide his missing jaw
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