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Does living alone slowly chip away at your sanity and you end up homeless?

Build Black Better

Just say no to crack but yes to parmesan
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just got my first brand new Porsche last month and I'm currently on my first ever trip to Italy, which is beyond amazing. Do I need to say more? Sorry if I sound like a bragging cunt, but I'm truly living la dolce vita.

Since Toast is bragging about his bread, I think he's really livin' la vida marica with Ricky Martin. Did you remember to pack your Italian loafers? I'll bet you didn't forget to pack Ricky's fudge.
 

Dog Eater

Paint Tin ASMR Enjoyer
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It's a tough one, man. What if I choke on my food or slip in the shower? I don't really trust my nigger neighbors to rescue me, I can barely fuckin understand them.

I should start a hoard. Animal or otherwise.
I think it can do to a lot of people, especially if you get really sick or go through a rough patch living alone can suck.
 

Stent

cause you know it don't matter anyway
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Finding a lovely lady to spend your time with is the dream, brothaman.

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Toast

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Yeah? Does your Porsche hug you at night? Huh?

I'm only messing. Whereabout in Italy are you?
I would make sweet love to that car if it was possible. Did 3 nights in Rome, just finished 3 in Florence, now on to the last stop of Venice. As my first trip here, I already can't wait to come back. And there ain't no Italian blood in me at all.
 
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