Does anyone actually believe his horseshit

[Meownaw]

Doesn't even name the restaurant to give it a plug when all these new people follow him.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Hooligans is probably just short on jars.

 

[Cuphead]

You got a license for that, Piggy?

https://datcp.wi.gov/Documents/WIFoodProcessingFoodSalesRequirements.pdf

Someone should report him

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Someone should report him

How would one even go about doing such a thing?

Food Establishment Complaints

city.milwaukee.gov

 

[BudDickman]

It must be a health code violation to serve condiments made by a patron who proudly does not wear underwear.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

tall tale from a man of average height

Yet another fat tale.

 

[Brooke Shields]

"FUCK it's that fat dude with the laptop again. He's taking up three spots."

"The guy who got faxed here?"

"Yeah, sucking Trump's cock. hehehe."

"Dude last time he was here he left some gross looking hot sauce or something."

"Aw sick. That shit we were dunking into the dumpster?"

"Yeah it smelt like burnt baby food."

"Gross."

"....Dude, tell him to bring some more."

"Ha okay."

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

It must be a health code violation to serve condiments made by a patron who proudly does not wear underwear.

One who's been known to house kitchen utensils between his hefty ass cheeks because he's retarded.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Someone needs to call Hooligans to verify this bullshit. Say you work for HufPo and you’re doing a story

Or just a customer. "Hey do you still carry that Tomlinson's Own hot sauce? I can't get enough of it!"

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

That's crazy cuz I actually got whatever meal hooligans serves that has hot sauce in it and I shit so hard I got a pink sock. I think it may have been food poisoning. Be a shame if someone reported it to the board of health.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Someone fax Hooligans asking why they would sell the hot sauce of a man who uses his ass cheeks as a sheathe. Let them know we will be reporting them as well. Make sure that picture of pat with the knife down his ass crack is in there.

 

[Matt from Tinder]

Is Pat coming up with a new angle? His sci-fi writing career is in the toilet so maybe he could reinvent himself as the Guy Fieri of Wisconsin who slays trolls and sticks up for the alphabet people.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

Let's just say this did happen. Warren Buffet over here is giving it away rather than sell it because its not like he has some legal bills to pay or anything.

 

[guest]

Let's just say this did happen. Warren Buffet over here is giving it away rather than sell it because its not like he has some legal bills to pay or anything.

I can't because how do they even give it out to use? What bottles are it in, how broadly does it need to be given out to have it run out? Envision how deranged you'd be just to bring it in, and then to claim they asked for more, and what happens when it's all gone, they all wait for the 2022 vintage? "Alright, well give me the Tabasco, I guess the locally grown product will wait until next winter". Yea then he has to plant all 20 sq feet, he'll need to dig up the "pavers" for more land or turn the dumpster next door into a planter.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

I can't because how do they even give it out to use? What bottles are it in, how broadly does it need to be given out to have it run out? Envision how deranged you'd be just to bring it in, and then to claim they asked for more, and what happens when it's all gone, they all wait for the 2022 vintage? "Alright, well give me the Tabasco, I guess the locally grown product will wait until next winter". Yea then he has to plant all 20 sq feet, he'll need to dig up the "pavers" for more land or turn the dumpster next door into a planter.

Everything you said is accurate, but you're way overthinking it. I'm just saying he should be more enterprising than charitable given he himself is a charity case.

What really happened is Hooligans tossed it in the trash immediately, because as multiple people have pointed out already it's a health code violation. He went in for his pig slop meal today or yesterday and requested special boy's special sauce. Rather than tell him the truth, they cover and say "I guess you'll just have to bring more in." Idiot doesn't realize what happened and hops onto twitter to alert the masses.

The idea of a 2022 Half-Hovel vintage made me loff.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Everything you said is accurate,

Patrick demands Hooligans store his special boy chili banana smegma sauce for Piggy's use only. Child. I'm sorry you're so stupid.

 

[Mike Glyer]

Let's just say this did happen. Warren Buffet over here is giving it away rather than sell it because its not like he has some legal bills to pay or anything.

I hope you intended the pun with the last name.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

I hope you intended the pun with the last name.

Of course.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

It must be a health code violation to serve condiments made by a patron who proudly does not wear underwear.

I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to provide a product not made in house without an ingredient label or verifiable nutrition facts sheet or label at a restaurant in all 50 States in this great country. Call the health department.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

This nigga has cat hair on his street shitter pots and shit. Nasty ass faggot