Do you think Patrick ever ruined a family Thanksgiving?

[Cuphead]

Not so much recently, but while he was growing up. I could see him sneaking away to eat all the food while nobody was looking or shitting his pants in the middle of family dinner.

 

[SFWA liaison]

he likely did but to his credit he has also made 11 thanksgiving dinners much better at the Snyder family home by abandoning his biological daughter who has the fortune of not having to deal with deadbeat Pat

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

I have zero doubt about it.

 

[DanFielding]

Probably several, I can picture him stealing food from younger kids’ plates and childing any adult who tried to correct him. I’m also certain some extended family members stayed away rather than deal with Mama Raven and Tommy’s retarded son.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I dont think you spend Thanksgiving at a bar without there being some past incident that landed you there

 

[Antwan2]

Terminally online boomer thansgiving
Tomlinson esque level of self awareness

I present to you blaha and the pecan pie

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Terminally online boomer thansgiving
Tomlinson esque level of self awareness

I present to you blaha and the pecan pie

Lol that was one of the most fucked up things I've ever seen. As if everyone tolerated that.

 

[wbgreen]

He’s a glutton, but also entitled and doesn’t care about others, so he’d be a vocal picky eater. He’d look at the green bean casserole his aunt spent hours on, just to say “Eew, that’s gross. I don’t want that.”

He’d do that well into his teens.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

They probably had to stop inviting any relatives who are even mildly conservative, which is pretty much every old person

 

[Udders]

He ruins everything he comes into contact with. Literally nothing is made better by his presence or involvement.

 

[Steve Ramone]

I think pat acts the same on twitter as he does in real life, just more passive aggressive because he's a pussy.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

No. I think he’s fairly mild in person if not a little weird. I think he’s basically stopped going to family functions out of subconscious embarrassment for his professional failures (no more books), his physical deterioration (fat as fuck), and public embarrassment (Reddit texts, articles, news segments, court failures). This was all probably exacerbated by COVID lockdowns at some level.

I think theres an elephant in the room situation where people are driving to dinner and wondering if someone going to say something to him about him wasting his life, at which point they decide to let it go because they only see him once a year. Then they sit there and stare at him as he chews like a retard with a blank expression on his face.

 

[Turk February]

while he was growing up. I could see him sneaking away to eat all the food while nobody was looking or shitting his pants in the middle of family dinner.

I wouldn't call the age of 32 "while he was growing up"

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Just took a look at Pats twitter - no mention of thanksgiving / food. Just oinks and it looks like he got drunk and watched “Quantum of Solace” and went on about how great it is even though most bond fans would say it wasn’t good.

Pat spent Thanksgiving alone.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Just took a look at Pats twitter - no mention of thanksgiving / food. Just oinks and it looks like he got drunk and watched “Quantum of Solace” and went on about how great it is even though most bond fans would say it wasn’t good.

Pat spent Thanksgiving alone.

Niki probably went to her sisters or moms for the day while pat rode his motorcycle to the bar alone to watch the game and get drunk. It hilarious that he was just tweeting to himself about Daniel Craig while in a drunken stupor. I bet Pat didnt know that Daniel Craig hung out with Anthony Cumia to try different guns before filming that movie.

 

[Dog Eater]

Just took a look at Pats twitter - no mention of thanksgiving / food. Just oinks and it looks like he got drunk and watched “Quantum of Solace” and went on about how great it is even though most bond fans would say it wasn’t good.

Pat spent Thanksgiving alone.

Literally the worst Bond movie.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

He had to be insufferable as a teen at all holiday dinners after turning on the rebellious atheist switch.
Christmas is stupid. Where are my prezzies?!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Literally the worst Bond movie.

I’m a pretty big bond fan and it’s the only one I haven’t fully watched. I tried once or twice but couldn’t get into it. Of course Pat thinks it’s the best one because he worst taste in everything.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Niki probably went to her sisters or moms for the day while pat rode his motorcycle to the bar alone to watch the game and get drunk. It hilarious that he was just tweeting to himself about Daniel Craig while in a drunken stupor. I bet Pat didnt know that Daniel Craig hung out with Anthony Cumia to try different guns before filming that movie.

That’s what I think - but maybe didn’t even go out, got drunk at home, pass out for a bit then woke up and got drunk again and watched movies alone in the dark and tweeted this nonsense like it’s profound

Niki was at her mother’s while the pig sat alone and got drunk which really made him lonely and sad.

This one didn’t make any sense “hate ages a person” yet doesn’t realize Dolly Parton is notorious for gets tons of plastic surgery

For his age Trump actually doesn’t look bad - most likely from NOT DRINKING unlike Pat who looks like he is 43 going on 58

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat thats how a suit is supposed to fit. Not like your ill fitting suit with the swishing bell bottom pant legs you wore to court.