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Suetonius

LAUGH.
OK, so you're not gay or bi. Just the kike programming of your gen.
Nigger you absolutely underestimate my awareness of this fact. Only idiots “jump in” to being gay without years of denial first, which I obviously went through.

Let me put it like this. Do you consider Jim Norton gay? If you do, why would you not consider me gay? I would absolutely fuck Nikki, reach around and all, if given the opportunity.
All of them couldn't wait to gobble cock and did so ASAP.
You’re conflating faggotry with sex. My idea of being gay is not some porno fantasy. It’s even gayer, which is the Brokeback Mountain loving of another dude. Also I don’t even fuck women anymore. I’m not interested in sex in general.
 

Suetonius

LAUGH.
Its like saying a straight virgin is gay because he hasn’t fucked pussy. I mean I know straight guys and they can’t control their urge to fuck pussy, how can he not be doing that = gay
 

TorpidSloth

Nigger you absolutely underestimate my awareness of this fact. Only idiots “jump in” to being gay without years of denial first, which I obviously went through.

Let me put it like this. Do you consider Jim Norton gay? If you do, why would you not consider me gay? I would absolutely fuck Nikki, reach around and all, if given the opportunity.

You’re conflating faggotry with sex. My idea of being gay is not some porno fantasy. It’s even gayer, which is the Brokeback Mountain loving of another dude. Also I don’t even fuck women anymore. I’m not interested in sex in general.
Fair enough.

Didn't you say you were on antidepressants, though too? A guy your age should be interested in little more than sex. Not to toot my own horn but I probably fucked around 70-80 chicks between the ages of 18-25. If women were as easy as men, that number would've been 10x that.

Not saying you need to be a slag. But sex is a part of any healthy relationship. Your bent Brokeback mountain scenario would surely include it.
 

Suetonius

LAUGH.
Fair enough.

Didn't you say you were on antidepressants, though too? A guy your age should be interested in little more than sex. Not to toot my own horn but I probably fucked around 70-80 chicks between the ages of 18-25. If women were as easy as men, that number would've been 10x that.
Because I feel like i’ve ran through everything already. Between 13-20 i only fucked four women but I fucked them over a thousand times added together (this math is for real this time trust me). I’ve cheated on girlfriends, fucked women in the butt, fucked them on their period, i’ve cum inside (a woman many times, child), i’ve fucked for hours, what the hell else is there? Just a new face or body but the pussy is always the same.
Not saying you need to be a slag. But sex is a part of any healthy relationship. Your bent Brokeback mountain scenario would surely include it.
I’m also just not interested in a relationship either. It bores me. I’m no bottom so no matter what gender i’m dealing with they’re gonna be needy assholes emotionally or financially. It’s just not worth it.
 

TorpidSloth

Because I feel like i’ve ran through everything already. Between 13-20 i only fucked four women but I fucked them over a thousand times added together (this math is for real this time trust me). I’ve cheated on girlfriends, fucked women in the butt, fucked them on their period, i’ve cum inside (a woman many times, child), i’ve fucked for hours, what the hell else is there? Just a new face or body but the pussy is always the same.

I’m also just not interested in a relationship either. It bores me. I’m no bottom so no matter what gender i’m dealing with they’re gonna be needy assholes emotionally or financially. It’s just not worth it.
How many of those have been off antidepressants though, I guess is my point. Stop taking those pills.
 

Stent

🙏 the reason for the season 🙏
There are replicating patterns everywhere in life. Go to the supermarket and the wholesome foods are on the sides, where they are easier to miss, while the poisonous manufactured foods are plentiful right in the middle, deliberately marketed as always accessible and immediately consumable.
 
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