Do you think anyone's ever committed suicide with a potato gun?

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Too bad rotten.com isn’t around anymore.

The best suicide I ever seen (post photos) was when a man got ass naked, ran, jumped than rolled across a fucking band saw table. Cut him in half. Guess he was having a bad day?

I bet he was Asian. Asians commit suicide the best. No regard for pain.

 

[Guest]

I bet he was Asian. Asians commit suicide the best. No regard for pain.

Thanks for the props, round eye!

 

[Stent]

 

[1073waaf]

No, but a guy in town did manage to kill himself using a pipe, a hammer, and some random ammo he had on him.

He was visiting a girl he had met online and she catfished him pretty hard and ghosted him. He couldn't take it, but didn't bring his gun with him, so he fashioned one out of random shit and did a pretty good job of it.

Then again, our police force is pretty dense so they may have made most of that shit up because they were too lazy to look for an actual gun.

This would have been a great finale to Macgyver.