Do you say anything when people sneeze?

[guest]

I always say ‘better hold on to your nose or it might fall off’. It always kills.

 

[gassers]

I don't give a care when women do it, they are what they are but when a fucking guy has a unique sneeze.. hope you enjoy Molotov's, just kidding @admin
This fat prick made this retarded noise every 10 secs during an exam. He also shared too much personal info to us when we were having a fag break. Oh youre trying to get custody of your daughter? Cool I'm trying to remember the difference between dram and sram.. cunt always has no tobacco either.. FUCK
Punchin out xox

computer science major?

 

[Turk February]

I say "ew, gross"

 

[Stent]

I scream in a shrill voice "Where's my mask?! Where's your mask?! We're all gonna die!"

 

[guest]

"Bless you" was what they said back when a sneeze meant you were probably going to die in 2 weeks. Funny that it stuck for so long.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I just say bless you to people I know.

It’s just the polite thing to do.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

No.

For the same reason that when people say "Tell your mother I said hello!" I do not.

It's trite.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

No.

For the same reason that when people say "Tell your mother I said hello!" I do not.

It's trite.

Tell your mother that I said hello.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

I only say something if they're sneezing more than once, and it's usually a "you good?" with a small chuckle.

I usually say, "What the hell is your problem?"

 

[Harry Powell]

my nose is so big that when I hold a sneeze I time travel

It's like, "AH CHOO" and then my eyes open up and I'm in Louisana in 1945. Then I have to start running from the guys in the white hoods




also, women be shopping

Keep workshopping this material, it’s good

 

[TomFromNawlins]

I say “God bless you” and don’t feel the need to write a book about it.

 

[johnnynoname]

Keep workshopping this material, it’s good

there's a funnier one where I do an act out