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I don't acknowledge sneezes. I'm not going to console or apologize to you because you sneezed. I'm not a priest, I can't bless you. I have no way of protecting you from demonic forces that are making you sneeze. I've always thought it was fucking corny and childish for people to feel the need to say something when one sneezes.
I got into it bigtime with this zoomer bitch today. She keeps doing stupid little girly sneezes like a fucking cat. And when I don't stop everything to acknowledge her little nose glitch, she acts like I'm personally damning her to hell. She actually called me out for not helping her get over her sneezes, and then did the typical female thing of piling something else she's been mad at me about onto the fire when it's totally irrelevant.
Apparently she also has a problem with me not saying hello or goodbye to her in particular, because she's so special. At this point i told her this wasn't her show, and asked if she needed me to read her a bedtime story and tuck her into bed tonight too. Everyone who heard me say it laughed, so it took the wind out of her obvious "tuck me in bed???? that's sexual harassment!!!" response which got a zero and everyone told her to calm down and stop being insane.
So I ask you... Are you one of these kindergarten-minded faggots who depends on other people to help you "get over" a sneeze? Do you silently let the sneeze happen and just let the person deal with it?
If you yawn loudly in front of me, I might acknowledge that you're tired. If you hiccup in front of me, I will try to scare you to help you get rid of them. But if you sneeze, what the fuck am I supposed to do? Wipe your nose for you? It's a one and done, usually, and it's fucking ridiculous. They act like socializing is the cure for the sniffles. Like I have power over it.
I got into it bigtime with this zoomer bitch today. She keeps doing stupid little girly sneezes like a fucking cat. And when I don't stop everything to acknowledge her little nose glitch, she acts like I'm personally damning her to hell. She actually called me out for not helping her get over her sneezes, and then did the typical female thing of piling something else she's been mad at me about onto the fire when it's totally irrelevant.
Apparently she also has a problem with me not saying hello or goodbye to her in particular, because she's so special. At this point i told her this wasn't her show, and asked if she needed me to read her a bedtime story and tuck her into bed tonight too. Everyone who heard me say it laughed, so it took the wind out of her obvious "tuck me in bed???? that's sexual harassment!!!" response which got a zero and everyone told her to calm down and stop being insane.
So I ask you... Are you one of these kindergarten-minded faggots who depends on other people to help you "get over" a sneeze? Do you silently let the sneeze happen and just let the person deal with it?
If you yawn loudly in front of me, I might acknowledge that you're tired. If you hiccup in front of me, I will try to scare you to help you get rid of them. But if you sneeze, what the fuck am I supposed to do? Wipe your nose for you? It's a one and done, usually, and it's fucking ridiculous. They act like socializing is the cure for the sniffles. Like I have power over it.
