Do you remember your first blowjob?

[SpeckofCoppah_mybb]

Never had a good blowjob. No suction, no timing, no smile.
Had some killer handjobs though. The ones that leave you breathless and shaking. Some were so good they almost gave me a panic attack.
Married women, am I right ?

 

[Imager]

Date rape lollllllll

I dont actually get what that concept even is. Can someone explain it to me? Is it just ruizing a chick into fucking after a date?

I think girls get roofied unknowingly and it genuinely sucks for the girls.

I think a lot of it is "I regret what I did last night".

I was recently in Vegas. Casinos can literally get you drunk and have you gamble your entire life savings away and that's legal. But if I get really drunk with a girl and we have consensual drunk sex that means I'm a rapist? Fuck that. The fact that consensual drunk sex is illegal (for the man only) while you can let Jews get you drunk and drain your bank account.

 

[Imager]

Never had a good blowjob. No suction, no timing, no smile.
Had some killer handjobs though. The ones that leave you breathless and shaking. Some were so good they almost gave me a panic attack.
Married women, am I right ?

exact opposite of my experience.

 

[PickleRickle]

I think girls get roofied unknowingly and it genuinely sucks for the girls.

I think a lot of it is "I regret what I did last night".

I was recently in Vegas. Casinos can literally get you drunk and have you gamble your entire life savings away and that's legal. But if I get really drunk with a girl and we have consensual drunk sex that means I'm a rapist? Fuck that. The fact that consensual drunk sex is illegal (for the man only) while you can let Jews get you drunk and drain your bank account.

I always figured it was most likely some weird feminist concept, but the whole roofie thing, if that really is as widespread, that should just be classified as rape, not lumped in with "I regret what I did last night" drunken sex.

 

[SpeckofCoppah_mybb]

exact opposite of my experience.

You do mine, I do yours ?

 

[Wa4892]

September 14, 1984.

The back story is, I was the last of my high school friends to get a blowjob. In the lead up to the event, my friends educated me by us all watching Debbie Does Dallas. During the film, my friends all agreed that no respectable girl let you cum in her mouth and only the sluttiest whores swallowed. If you came in a girl's mouth she would be really angry about it.

A few weeks later, the opportunity arrived. I made sure to give plenty of warning, but the girl kept going. Things got closer and I gave another warning making it clear there would be no third warning. She kept going. Well, nature took its course and I came in her mouth. All the while I'm thinking about how much trouble I was in and how mad she was going to be. Next thing I know, she swallows. No fuss, no muss, no anger, as a matter of fact my stunned looked was greeted by a smile from the girl.

At that very moment I decided all my friends were dumb fucks and I wanted to exclusively date slutty whores.

Edit - in case anyone is wondering, I mentioned this event in the thread about The Who. This is the same girl who started singing " ....... Teenaaaage wasteland ......." after she was done. The evening is tattooed on the synapse of my brain

 

[NoBacon]

 

[Milk74]

I was 14 and my girlfriend was a slightly more experienced 16 yo. She initiated it and I was so nervous that it felt like an out of body experience.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I was 14 and my girlfriend was a slightly more experienced 16 yo. She initiated it and I was so nervous that it felt like an out of body experience.

A hot ass senior chick was dating a pimply freshman in my school. In hindsight she was probably a pedophile

 

[Cumiace]

New Jersey, 80's, public pool. I was wearing my favorite Budweiser swim trunks. A weird kid obsessed with Asteroids

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I think girls get roofied unknowingly and it genuinely sucks for the girls.

I think a lot of it is "I regret what I did last night".

I was recently in Vegas. Casinos can literally get you drunk and have you gamble your entire life savings away and that's legal. But if I get really drunk with a girl and we have consensual drunk sex that means I'm a rapist? Fuck that. The fact that consensual drunk sex is illegal (for the man only) while you can let Jews get you drunk and drain your bank account.

Technically casinos aren’t supposed to let you be wasted and gamble. I’ve never seen someone get cut off. I was playing with this dude that was absolutely hammered and they had a security guy standing by in case he did something done but they kept letting him play blackjack.

 

[PickleRickle]

Technically casinos aren’t supposed to let you be wasted and gamble. I’ve never seen someone get cut off. I was playing with this dude that was absolutely hammered and they had a security guy standing by in case he did something done but they kept letting him play blackjack.

Heres some comp'd sushi, dont freak out and kill almost a hundred people. Heres a steak, I hope it doesnt give you the energy to pull it off. Toodles, Paddockski!

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

All the girls who told me they "loved" giving head were fucking liars. I don't dislike a beej given with good intentions, but in my experience it's an appetizer at best. I'd rather make out, eat some pussy and then fuck.
Edit to answer the question: No, but I remember who gave it. Nice fella.

 

[guest]

My first blow job was from a Jewish girl called Shoshanna. She ended up sucking off about 10 other guys (goys) I knew over the summer. She was not shy.

 

[guest]

It sucked

 

[SpeckofCoppah_mybb]

All the girls who told me they "loved" giving head were fucking liars. I don't dislike a beej given with good intentions, but in my experience it's an appetizer at best. I'd rather make out, eat some pussy and then fuck.
Edit to answer the question: No, but I remember who gave it. Nice fella.

That echoed. I can't tell you the amount of times when I stopped a girl midway through a mediocre blowjob to do something else and her telling me afterwards "But...but I got a lot of compliments from my blowjob skills".
First of all, you're a trollop. Second of all, you don't have the foggiest idea of what you're trying to accomplish, idiot.