Do you know anyone who was on a reality or game show?

[ミスタースパーコル]

Brett Michaels from the Rock of Love is my uncle.

When that show came out my mother told me she knew a girl he picked up at a bar. That's my Brett Michaels story: somebody else's story about something happening to somebody I didn't know that isn't all that interesting o begin with. Hope this was worth typing out!

they made my other cousin look like a racist bully partygirl, which shes deff not lol.

I'm sorry to hear that your cousin isn't cool.

 

[Cuphead]

What’s Lingo?

 

[Cuphead]

I had friends in college who would watch repeats of Rock of Love and even ironically I thought they were gay as shit for it

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I’m David “Puck” Rainey. I was on The Real World: San Francisco.

I bought Puck a shot of tequila in DC back in, like, 2000.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

A guy I know went on some show with Tommy Lee and 2 or 3 other washed up musicians. It was like The Voice but for rock singers and they were going to pick the singer for their “supergroup”. I think he lasted 2 or 3 episodes.

Here it is:

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

A guy I know went on some show with Tommy Lee and 2 or 3 other washed up musicians. It was like The Voice but for rock singers and they were going to pick the singer for their “supergroup”. I think he lasted 2 or 3 episodes.

Here it is:

Why were singing shows so popular then? Even the Masked Singer is still on.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Why were singing shows so popular then? Even the Masked Singer is still on.

This show was 10+ years ago. I’m not sure why they’re still popular now.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Guy I went to high school with went on College Jeopardy and was absolutely humiliated.
It was fucking hilarious.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Yeah I'm actually Johnny Fairplay

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I knew a girl whose parents had a motorcycle, one of those faggy "touring" ones with the saddlebags, and they'd take it out on weekends or whatever. One night they left one bar to go to another bar, and they crashed into a telephone pole, and this girl's mother was killed, and her father went to prison for it.

A few years later, this girl showed up on Sally Jesse, in an episode about kids who grew up in biker families. She was all decked out in "biker" gear and telling stories about growing up in a household full of bikers. And none of it was even remotely true. Apparently, after the accident she reinvented herself as a biker chick, which struck me as being kind of weird and ghoulish.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

A guy I know went on some show with Tommy Lee and 2 or 3 other washed up musicians. It was like The Voice but for rock singers and they were going to pick the singer for their “supergroup”. I think he lasted 2 or 3 episodes.

Here it is:

Lol I watched that whole fucking series. Dilana should've won. The little fag who did win is currently an absolute nobody but Big Jay Oakerson is friends with him and talks about him like he's an actual rockstar.

She sang "Zombie" one time and at the end when it went to the judges all Tommy Lee said was "Dilana... I wanna." He's such a fucking douchebag. I literally only watched the show because I thought Tommy Lee was cool when I was a kid.



I forgot that she looked completely creeped out by him saying that lol.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Lol no.

Dang was gonna say one of our mutual friends just past. I know a few Rock of Love girls, one is very close.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I knew a girl whose parents had a motorcycle, one of those faggy "touring" ones with the saddlebags, and they'd take it out on weekends or whatever. One night they left one bar to go to another bar, and they crashed into a telephone pole, and this girl's mother was killed, and her father went to prison for it.

A few years later, this girl showed up on Sally Jesse, in an episode about kids who grew up in biker families. She was all decked out in "biker" gear and telling stories about growing up in a household full of bikers. And none of it was even remotely true. Apparently, after the accident she reinvented herself as a biker chick, which struck me as being kind of weird and ghoulish.

I know two people who have been on Maury. One is a big fat lady who somehow got raped a bunch and the other is a jacked midget.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

I know two people who have been on Maury. One is a big fat lady who somehow got raped a bunch and the other is a jacked midget.

TWU

 

[Project Pat]

The younger brother of a girl I went to school with was in Big Brother Canada a few years ago. He was three years younger than us, so I never really saw him after elementary school, since my junior high was grades 7-9, and my high school 10-12. I remember him as a little scrawny kid with a mullet, but the dude looks like he's on gear now.

My main memory of him is me stealing his Pokemon cards when i was in 6th grade. I was such a piece of shit, I'd go up to younger kids and ask to see their cards, be like ''oh cool man, you have some cool cards'', and secretly slip a couple out before handing them back.

I still cringe at that kleptomania phase, I should have been curb stomped as a child.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I knew a girl whose parents had a motorcycle, one of those faggy "touring" ones with the saddlebags, and they'd take it out on weekends or whatever. One night they left one bar to go to another bar, and they crashed into a telephone pole, and this girl's mother was killed, and her father went to prison for it.

A few years later, this girl showed up on Sally Jesse, in an episode about kids who grew up in biker families. She was all decked out in "biker" gear and telling stories about growing up in a household full of bikers. And none of it was even remotely true. Apparently, after the accident she reinvented herself as a biker chick, which struck me as being kind of weird and ghoulish.

Those people are genetically predisposed to inherit their parent's tacky and shit taste in everything.

This show was 10+ years ago. I’m not sure why they’re still popular now.

Cheap to produce and women use them as friend simulators / background noise.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Oh man, that would've been a fucking dream. My linebacker coach was such a prick and he hated me. I was a good fucking linebacker too. He was always drunk and he used to grab me by the facemask and pull me around by it. The one time he did it I spit on his hand and he beat the fuck out of me lol. I would've loved to get half an hour of him beating his son and drinking his face off because his wife left him for being a violent alcoholic.

Football coaches are a different breed.

When I was like 6/7 years old on the 65 pounder team, my coach made me the runningback in every practice against the 1st team defense scrimmage. He was friends with my dad who wanted him to take it hard on me to toughen me up or whatever fucked up Cumia logic.
For an hour Id just get fucking pummeled doing halfback dives. Id almost throw up before every practice from the anxiety.

 

[IDidThisForYou]

A guy who was a few years behind me in HS is currently on this season of Survivor. He’s the one who looks like a milquetoast Clubber Lang.

Another chick who came after me in school has been on The Bachelor and the Bachelorette for the last few years. And just now looking her up again she was on Dancing With the Stars last season. I just remember her being dumber than a rock back then, but to be fair that could’ve been someone else.

 

[Coonskin]

My aunt went on Lingo

The Chuck Woolery version on GSN? That was primo shit

 

[DoucheChills]

My friend was on Cash Cab. They screen the contestants beforehand. They stop people randomly in parks, camera friendly faces only, and ask them a bunch of trivia questions. They say it is for a different show like Jeopardy and if they select you, they have you go to the location where Ben Bailey's cab is at and he picks you up "randomly". The cash they give you if you win is fake prop money. In reality, they send you a check and a tax bill.