Do you hold your dick when you piss?

[Mc.Faggot]

I would, but the Doc says I shouldn’t be doing any heavy lifting on account of the lumbago

 

[Brooke Shields]

I sit down to pee. It's the cleanest way to collect my piss samples for resale

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

my kids have baby dicks but the youngest is bigger than his big brother

make sure he knows it, so you have at least one winner in the family

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

You definitely have to hold it if you just got done fucking. Cunt must get the dick drunk or something. You have to put one foot on the wall and aim it directly into the bowl/sink.

I just twist the end & you can adjust the flow like a garden sprinkler hose

 

[guest]

Yes, mine hooks to the left so holding it beats wiping the floor.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I just twist the end & you can adjust the flow like a garden sprinkler hose

You ever pinch it so the piss comes out in increments? Whoosh-stop-whoosh-stop.