Do you hold your dick when you piss?

[aRTie02150]

I don't. I never understood those who do? Just let that shit hang out the front of your pants like a real man. If you piss on yourself, that's you.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

I hold it up because the water gets cold

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I dont even hold my dick when I jerk off, I just will myself to cum with my mind

 

[JacquesClouseau]

Touching a dick is gay, so I never touch mine unless a girl is around. I usually ask another guy in the men's room to hold it for me. Fucking queers will do anything to touch a dick.

 

[Snake]

No little sweetie baby child, and I aim with sonar.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

I hold it up because the water gets cold

Deep too

 

[captain_kamala]

are you not supposed to touch it
did i make my kids gay

 

[CumiaPoodle]

No I have mother do it.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

are you not supposed to touch it
did i make my kids gay

Sureeeeeeeeee

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

No I have mother do it.

That avi busted my ribs pretty fawkin gud

 

[Snake]

are you not supposed to touch it
did i make my kids gay

If you don't have a baby dick, you shouldn't need to since your dick is adult sized and should be heavy enough to naturally aim downward.

Men after so many years have ESP and just know where it's going to go, most of the time. Unless you just shoot a load and it does that weird thing where it breaks the laws of reality and comes out sideways for a second.

 

[captain_kamala]

If you don't have a baby dick, you shouldn't need to since your dick is adult sized and should be heavy enough to naturally aim downward.

Men after so many years have ESP and just know where it's going to go, most of the time. Unless you just shoot a load and it does that weird thing where it breaks the laws of reality and comes out sideways for a second.

my kids have baby dicks but the youngest is bigger than his big brother

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

my kids have baby dicks but the youngest is bigger than his big brother

 

[Uncle Floyd]

 

[alkiefuck2]

i've got a small dick so i have to
motion of the ocean and all that jazz sniff

 

[AntSucks]

I have a foreskin, so I've got to hold that beautiful natural piece of flesh back, or it will be like a finger over the champagne bottle.

 

[MonsterSteve]

no you just flop it out of your shorts and point it in the right direction.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Only when I have morning wood and I really have to go. Then it's the age old balancing act of getting the right angle while actually getting any piss out.

 

[Monk]

Of course. When I piss is also when I do my vigorous jelqing sessions. The warm urine promotes elasticity in the penile tissue and improves my jelqing gains. Used to pee all over my balls but not anymore, thanks to the miracle of pee jelqing!

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

You definitely have to hold it if you just got done fucking. Cunt must get the dick drunk or something. You have to put one foot on the wall and aim it directly into the bowl/sink.