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chocolatehellhole

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TheFreewheelinDeadCuban said:
Actually, I'm going to amend my statement now that I've thought about it for more than 10 seconds. There was one who I screwed the pooch with. We were really good friends through high school and a couple of years after. I dated plenty of girls through that time, but I always had a thing for her big time. I assumed I was friend-zoned though, so I didn't bother. Never occurred to me that she never had a boyfriend despite being gorgeous and she spent more time with me than anyone else. I moved away when I was 20 and we lost touch. Just this year another friend of mine told me I was a fucking idiot and that she'd been in love with me the whole time. That really bummed me out. I guess she lives pretty close to me now, and I got her number from the other friend. Not married, no kids. Seriously considering pulling the trigger for the holidays.
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I was with the same girl on and off for ten years. I was totally fucked up over her leaving for like 5 years. Only chick who's ever straight up packed her shit and left on me for good. I just kept thinking like "she's coming back any day now." Then when I heard she was dating another guy I cried, I found the guy at his job and told him I was gonna tear the goofy prospector beard off his fucking face. I could give a fuck now. I have a far hotter woman to make my life 70% hell and 30% bliss now and I really do love her. I couldn't say that about any of the women I've dated between these two.
 
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chocolatehellhole said:
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I'm being a sentimental faggot

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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
I was with the same girl on and off for ten years. I was totally fucked up over her leaving for like 5 years. Only chick who's ever straight up packed her shit and left on me for good. I just kept thinking like "she's coming back any day now." Then when I heard she was dating another guy I cried, I found the guy at his job and told him I was gonna tear the goofy prospector beard off his fucking face. I could give a fuck now. I have a far hotter woman to make my life 70% hell and 30% bliss now and I really do love her. I couldn't say that about any of the women I've dated between these two.
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You sound scared; and maybe you should be. I called you my prison bitch, what, three weeks ago? And it's already resulted in a week-long trip to rehab for you, and a relapse just yesterday morning. I'm gonna guess - given that you were talking about emailing Dan's employers for a good six months before you worked up the stones to do it - that there was a little Dutch courage behind that decision, too (that's one for you, Uter!).

Anyhow, like I asked, how was rehab? Was it for booze, or something more exotic? That "raped as a child" bit is a running thread through your posts - are you in treatment for being a pedo Minor Attracted Person?
 
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You sound scared; and maybe you should be. I called you my prison bitch, what, three weeks ago? And it's already resulted in a week-long trip to rehab for you, and a relapse just yesterday morning. I'm gonna guess - given that you were talking about emailing Dan's employers for a good six months before you worked up the stones to do it - that there was a little Dutch courage behind that decision, too (that's one for you, Uter!).

Anyhow, like I asked, how was rehab? Was it for booze, or something more exotic? That "raped as a child" bit is a running thread through your posts - are you in treatment for being a pedo Minor Attracted Person?
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Needs more links to old posts that have nothing to do with your point
 
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You sound scared; and maybe you should be. I called you my prison bitch, what, three weeks ago? And it's already resulted in a week-long trip to rehab for you, and a relapse just yesterday morning. I'm gonna guess - given that you were talking about emailing Dan's employers for a good six months before you worked up the stones to do it - that there was a little Dutch courage behind that decision, too (that's one for you, Uter!).

Anyhow, like I asked, how was rehab? Was it for booze, or something more exotic? That "raped as a child" bit is a running thread through your posts - are you in treatment for being a pedo Minor Attracted Person?
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The fucking hide of you to post that with "HEIL THE ALLIANCE!" in your faggot signature block!

"Look! I am in der kool American gang! We posht pictursh of girlsh we'd like to kisch, and I am v. cool like Mr T or Holland's best rapper, MC Stroopwaffle!"

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Now, Üter, post a Vocaroo of you saying something in your hilarious clog wog accent or I will block you. You don't have to think of anything funny - I know that no Dutchman has ever intentionally said something funny, or brave, or even interesting - but if you don't post it quick then so help me God you will be the first person I block on here.

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