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Do you guys jack off to your friends’ wives and girlfriends?

TorpidSloth

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A friend of mine is married to a legit ex Playboy playmate. Really nice lady too. I've seen pictures of her naked, but could never jerk it to her, and yes I've tried. She bakes cookies for our kids, we have dinner with them every couple of months. Nutting to pictures of her from 10 years ago would feel too creepy
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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A friend of mine is married to a legit ex Playboy playmate. Really nice lady too. I've seen pictures of her naked, but could never jerk it to her, and yes I've tried. She bakes cookies for our kids, we have dinner with them every couple of months. Nutting to pictures of her from 10 years ago would feel too creepy
Trick is you jerk it to her pics from the past and then switch the pic/video at the LAST SECOND. Then youre not nutting to her from 10 years ago.
 

TravisPickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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A friend of mine is married to a legit ex Playboy playmate. Really nice lady too. I've seen pictures of her naked, but could never jerk it to her, and yes I've tried. She bakes cookies for our kids, we have dinner with them every couple of months. Nutting to pictures of her from 10 years ago would feel too creepy
It would only be weird if you were taking those pictures and making deepfakes of her slobbering all over your dick. That would be a bit much.
 
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