Do you go to weddings?

[soulbrotherman#1]

You could be like my retarded school friend who showed up in boat attire and a stupid hat.

It kinda worked cause it was unique and he was a fat mess. Looked like a version of Dr. Hammond from Jurrasic Park but more retarded

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Im all in with the fawkin weddings

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

So I gotta rent a suit... Take time out of my weekday... And for what? This is gay.

Depending how much time you have, you might just want to go to the Men's Wearhouse or Jos A Bank near you and see how much the most "budget friendly" suit is--the difference between that and renting may not be worth it. They're pretty cheap now and then you'll just have it. If you do that, go with charcoal or navy so you can wear it for any event. Weddings, job interview, funeral, etc.

Renting a tux makes more sense because they're more expensive and the opportunities to wearing them are so infrequent.

 

[PogromStallone]

I've only been once. My cousin's, it was very boring. I wore the same suit I graduated in, a cool grey one with a pink shirt underneath and a black tie. I ended up getting more use out if years later for a funeral.

 

[MissyMusclesFucksDogs]

I am a woman and hate them. I avoid them like the plague.

Post bobs & vegena

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

You should go.

At least you'll find out what the inside of a church looks like!

 

[Dog Eater]

So I gotta rent a suit... Take time out of my weekday... And for what? This is gay.

Yes, in a tailored suit and tie. I like to look at the bridesmaids and bride while the minister/celebrant craps on and think of horrible sexual things I’d do to them. Be a man!

 

[Jim Norton Bug Chaser]

90% of weddings fucking blow. Avoid them at all costs.

 

[Steve Ramone]

I always get absolutely hammered at weddings and dance like a fool. WWAWD chicken dance? For whatever reason white Russians are my wedding drink, vomiting them up isn't that bad if it comes to it.

 

[Toast]

Weddings are a great reminder on how much whores can bleed you dry...financially.

 

[DMbA]

You should go.

At least you'll find out what the inside of a church looks like!

How did kobe go about to know what shaqs ass taste like?

 

[Jenna]

Only been to one where I had a rented tux, all the rest were more casual affairs. I was best man at the tux one, and I held in my farts for the entire proceeding. After we got out of the chapel I let it rip and it lasted for at least 20 seconds, wallahi. One of the other groomsmen said it looked like my soul was trying to leave my body. Still the best wedding present I've given and not likely to be topped.

If I was told to wear a suit, I'd wear:

Button-front shirt. Ironed. White is safe.
A simple tie. Dont overthink it.
Chinos. Grey is good.
You don't need a jacket, but navy blue is a swell choice.
Brown or tan shoes and matching belt. Personal preference. I'm against black shoes unless wearing a tuxedo.
NEVER WEAR WHITE SOCKS.

Don't break the bank, but don't cheap out too much. You never know when you'll need a suit again (another wedding, a court date, your funeral), so you'll want clothing that'll hold up.

These are both correct. You don't need to do anything except the bare minimum if you're a male guest at someone else's wedding. Just blend in with all the other dudes and let the bride be the center of attention. Just don't show up in jean shorts and an AC/DC t-shirt.

If you seriously don't own a white button-down shirt or decent pair of pants, then that's a different conversation about what broke ass white trash you must be. The jacket is the only "pricey" item and if it's a Spring/Summer wedding you don't need one.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I don't think I've ever worn a suit in my entire life. Does tux mean the gay bowtie thing? Coz I googled tux and that's what came up.

Make sure you get a real loud color too

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Greek weddings are fun as Hell. Always an open bar, fantastic food and live music

 

[Ladynyahh]

Only if it's an open bar, brotherman. Have a few drinks and get a fawwwkin blowjob from a fat bridesmaid. Good times.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Just go buy a fucking suit and have it tailored, you have a job. Not a tux, that’s different. Only wear a tux if the invitation specifically says “black tie”, or else you’ll look like an asshole.

Every man should have at least one suit.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Whatever suit you buy, I’m gonna say this now:

“Nice suit, stupid.”

But for real, if you can get something that fits nicely, do it. Do you want to be walking around in an ill fitting suit like Rick in the courthouse? Not a good look.

A blue suit can be worn at like 99% of whatever thing you’d need to dress up for, so it can be seen as an investment dude.