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So I gotta rent a suit... Take time out of my weekday... And for what? This is gay.
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Do you go to weddings?
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I've been to 3 or 4, but they were all my mother and father marrying different people.
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Only been to one where I had a rented tux, all the rest were more casual affairs. I was best man at the tux one, and I held in my farts for the entire proceeding. After we got out of the chapel I let it rip and it lasted for at least 20 seconds, wallahi. One of the other groomsmen said it looked like my soul was trying to leave my body. Still the best wedding present I've given and not likely to be topped.
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I try to avoid them whenever possible. Why are we getting punished for someone else's choices? Smdh
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Wouldn't rented tuxs look weird coz they're not fitted for you
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The suit rental place should have something that will fit well enough, it'll be fine. If you need all your clothes tailored to your exact measurements, buy a tux. Then you'll have an excuse to wear it at more functions to make it worth the money. Just go, get a lil drunk, do a lil raping, make your own fun.
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I don't think I've ever worn a suit in my entire life. Does tux mean the gay bowtie thing? Coz I googled tux and that's what came up.
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Are you in the wedding party or just a guest? If you're not one of the groomsmen, just wear a nice shirt and pants without any* cum or blood stains on them. The suit rental place will measure you if you want, and when they ask "does Sir dress on the left or the right?" it means they want to know on which side of your pants your cock and balls reside. Ask for a clip-on tie. Nobody is going to care. Drink. Rape. Be merry.
*or minimal, do your best with what you have.
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What am I, five?
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Lol wtf, really? I don't even know. Who keeps track of that?
I'm a guest but they said you had to dress in suits
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I am a woman and hate them. I avoid them like the plague.
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If I was told to wear a suit, I'd wear:
Button-front shirt. Ironed. White is safe.
A simple tie. Dont overthink it.
Chinos. Grey is good.
You don't need a jacket, but navy blue is a swell choice.
Brown or tan shoes and matching belt. Personal preference. I'm against black shoes unless wearing a tuxedo.
NEVER WEAR WHITE SOCKS.
Don't break the bank, but don't cheap out too much. You never know when you'll need a suit again (another wedding, a court date, your funeral), so you'll want clothing that'll hold up.
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Jesus. That's a lot of work. I don't wanna go to this lol.
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You know, go to a TJ Maxx or Ross. You can get most of that stuff for cheap. Even Old Navy has decent enough "performance" slacks.
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The last wedding I went to I got really drunk off of pink zinfandel and my friends sister had to drive me home and tuck me into bed. I threw up a dozen times the next morning.
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What's the point of a wedding if you don't have to be dragged home and lose a shoe?