Do you find farts funny?

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

There was a fat guy in college who was pretty lazy, never showed to classes etc and make no effort to learn the theory. In our final 2 hour maths exam he got up and walked out after about 10 minutes much to everyone's shock. (He couldn't answer any questions on the test paper) As he was walking through the exit and with the whole rooms eyes on him he let out a huge wet fart, didn't break stride, acknowledge it or turn around. Room melted into hysterics.

I answered No on this poll, but I guess I’m more a yes kind of guy because this story got a hold of my ribs hard.

 

[Zombie247]

If someone does it as a one off. Window of opportunity joke. I get it. Someone constantly doing it. Will bring me to physical violence. We've all worked with one of those bastards. He just kept doing it. So I launched a paint can into his back. The only thing that was near. You're not fucking up my breathing space. I didn't get paid that day. I can live with that.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Yes. I also use the voice recorder in my phone to record my own farts which I then send to friends. I've got 32 of those bad boys saved up.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

The noise is always funny, but the smell is not.
If you’re in a confined space with someone for an extended period, like a car ride, or some sort of close quarters workspace, I can get pretty annoyed by it.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

farting on progeria kids is pretty funny

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

When I was in 7th grade I used to hold my farts in all day and wait til after school to let them fly. One day we had a “team meeting” in the library with 3 different homeroom teachers and their classrooms. I remember I raised my arms above my head to stretch and my friend tickled me under my armpit. This caused me to relax my sphincter and release one of the loudest farts you’ve ever heard in front of like 80 of my classmates and several teachers. My friend then stands up points his finger directly at me and announces “IT WAS HIM!!”

The entire library erupted into laughter including the teachers. The embarrassment haunts me to this day but it was pretty funny

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I'm a simple man, I find this hysterical

 

[Dog Eater]

The sound of farts is hilarious and farting on other people is great. I’m a big fan of farting quietly while going up an escalator with people who look like faggots behind me breathing it in the whole way.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

When my dog was a puppy he would bite at hot bacon,eggs and sausage farts by his ass when letting one loose

 

[MonsterSteve]

They can be funny. I remember when I was at my friends house in the basement drinking with a bunch of guys and girls and I sneezed so hard that I farted really loud and everyone started laughing. I was quite embarrassed to be honest witcha.

 

[DoTheBit]

I once heard from a guy who was doing radio since he was 18 that fart = funny

 

[aRTie02150]

I remember working HVAC and was in an attic and farted so loud my boss who was working on the floor below yelled up "Yeah?" I said "What happened?" He said "I thought you yelled for me" I laughed for a solid 2 minutes as he just continued wiring something.

 

[Dennyislife]

Did all the hours of comedy you've seen really provide you with a laugh like farting on a friend?

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Yes. I also use the voice recorder in my phone to record my own farts which I then send to friends. I've got 32 of those bad boys saved up.

Post em

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

This whole episode/season was gay (except for Charles Grodin) until this scene