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I personally think it's annoying and gross. It pisses me off when I have to smell the inside of people's assholes.
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Do you find farts funny?
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Not really,
Butt.
Early 2000s there was a dude called “fart hammer” who was on the same porno channel as the milf hunter.
He would blow a load in a bitches face, than turn really quick and fart in their face.
Butt.
Early 2000s there was a dude called “fart hammer” who was on the same porno channel as the milf hunter.
He would blow a load in a bitches face, than turn really quick and fart in their face.
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Having been in the military, I think people that fart a lot and are inconsiderate of others have some type of mental disorder.
Not just saying they are immature, but there are some that I honestly thought got sexually aroused by always shitting themselves in front of others.
Could be wrong
Not just saying they are immature, but there are some that I honestly thought got sexually aroused by always shitting themselves in front of others.
Could be wrong
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It's a sound that comes from your ass.
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Yeah but it's accompanied by the smell of unpooped shit.
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I don't think I've ever not laughed at a fart, but I like to read the room first. Around my friends, I'll do hadouken motions to focus my chi before I let loose.
If I ever cross paths with Abe or Jim, I will be courteous and leave the room if I know it's going to be loud and there isn't anyone else to blame it on.
If I ever cross paths with Abe or Jim, I will be courteous and leave the room if I know it's going to be loud and there isn't anyone else to blame it on.
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Sigh... it's a tough one, man.
A fart for its own sake isn't funny, but sometimes the stars align and the timing is perfect and then it laugh bruddy gud
A fart for its own sake isn't funny, but sometimes the stars align and the timing is perfect and then it laugh bruddy gud
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Yes and especially when they are used to harass others. My dad one time cut a brussel sprouts and cheese sauce fart in Best Buy, and when another group of people sauntered over where he had previously been standing, they looked like they’d seen a ghost and promptly ran away. It was still one of the greatest laughs I’ve ever had.
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Teachers at school taught us not to laugh at farts. Now I'm incapable of laughing at farts.
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I think maybe I'm fucked up. The two times I've maybe laughed the hardest in my life were seeing a fat kid on a bike getting hit by a car and one time my buddy ate a shitload of strawberries and while we were walking down the street, without any type of warning he puked hard and made the funniest "GLLLLAUHH" sound. Then he just held his stomach and stared at the puke puddle for a few seconds and was like "I gotta go home" in a really sad tone and he didn't wait for anyone to say bye to him or anything, he just turned and started walking home holding his stomach with a confused look on his face.
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I can't stand people puking but the clips of Bob Kelly doing it makes me howl everytime.
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yeah, not really. Even as a kid.
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Farts are hilarious.
I was in Vegas this one time and I farted -full stream - for 45 seconds to a minute
Unbroken.
It just kept coming.
The last 20 or so are documented.
My friends laughed and we went to the gun range.
I was in Vegas this one time and I farted -full stream - for 45 seconds to a minute
Unbroken.
It just kept coming.
The last 20 or so are documented.
My friends laughed and we went to the gun range.
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Another one that got me was seeing my ex slip on ice and fall hilariously. She was walking to a store on the corner and I was watching her from a third floor window. She almost did the splits but she like kicked her one leg way up and slammed it down so she landed in the take-a-knee pose and she did a really short high pitched scream when she slipped. Then she got up and went to the store. When she came back, I could hear her outside the door walking up the stairs muttering angry shit and when she came in, the front of one of the legs of her pants was all bloody, which made it not so funny. She was like "Thanks for checking on me, asshole. You clearly saw it happen because I could hear you fucking laughing at me from the street." I assumed she was fine because she still went to the store like a champ.
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One time I pulled a Louis CK and started farting while I was shooting goo on this broad. I doubled over laughing for 10 minutes while she looked at me with this amused/wtf face. Don't care, fuck her, one of the best memories of my life.
One of my friends as a teenager used to put his ass on his girlfriend's back and fart when they were trying to sleep. Fawkin hilarious.
One of my friends as a teenager used to put his ass on his girlfriend's back and fart when they were trying to sleep. Fawkin hilarious.
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There was a fat guy in college who was pretty lazy, never showed to classes etc and make no effort to learn the theory. In our final 2 hour maths exam he got up and walked out after about 10 minutes much to everyone's shock. (He couldn't answer any questions on the test paper) As he was walking through the exit and with the whole rooms eyes on him he let out a huge wet fart, didn't break stride, acknowledge it or turn around. Room melted into hysterics.