Do we have a thread to make fun of dating app profiles?

[guest]

Fuck, I missed the menorah. If she was non-Jew, she's the perfect slampig phenotype.

For the dudes on Hinge/Bumble, if you haven't fucked 3 chicks built exactly like this you're doing it wrong.

Comfort lays. It's like fucking a water bed.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Fuck, I missed the menorah. If she was non-Jew, she's the perfect slampig phenotype.

For the dudes on Hinge/Bumble, if you haven't fucked 3 chicks built exactly like this you're doing it wrong.

I dated a Jewess years ago before I was really aware of the JQ. I gotta be honest they’re good to be in a relationship with, their only interest is in pleasing you and they have some weird obsession with oral sex, I used to wake up during the night with a hard on and find her noshing on it like a matzo ball. She was built a lot like this other girl except a bit skinner and brunette. She wasn’t as pretty though and had a very protruding hooked Jew nose.

 

[Ladynyahh]

If not, I'd like a place to share.

Bonus: check out the milkers on this goofy bitch

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I do like some heavy hangers brotherman

 

[Ladynyahh]

Love me some heavy hangers
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Fawk. Some parallel thinking I guess

 

[guest]

Haven't you been married for a min?

Are you still on dating apps cheating?

Yes am married and no I'm not on apps cheating. But I used apps in the past and yes I'd have been trying to bang this one.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

One more and I'll stop

She doesn't fit in the screen

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

"Blaqueer" made me choke on my own saliva.

Sounds like a cornerback from Ole Miss.
"Blaqueer Ja'Robinson with the pick-six!"

Everything is about their skin color

 

[Ladynyahh]

She doesn't fit in the screen

Reminds me of Diana Orbani's Twitter pic, God rest her soul

 

[WhereWeAt]

If not, I'd like a place to share.

Bonus: check out the milkers on this goofy bitch

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This is a rural dating app 14

 

[Uncle Floyd]

If not, I'd like a place to share.

Bonus: check out the milkers on this goofy bitch

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This is my ideal woman.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Hope you’ve got an extra large oven that’ll fit this oversized Jewess after you’re done filling her sweaty hebe hole

This ideal woman will hang with the rest of them.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Far-right men LOVE fat bitches.

To me, that is disgusting.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

A dude I used to know pulled this off. He was dating this fatso blonde but you could tell the bone structure was good. Over like a two year period she lost 80lbs and became a legitimate 9/10. There’s always the risk they’ll fatten back up though.

There’s also the risk they leave you for someone better.

 

[guest]

Everything is about their skin color

"Bla'darius Travonmartinlinson Jr. with the strip-sack!"

I love how they all have "Jr" or "III" on their jerseys now but none of them know their fathers.

 

[Udders]

There’s also the risk they leave you for someone better.

Once a fat girl, always a fat girl. Just keep her self-esteem in check.

 

[RobertMewler]

There’s also the risk they leave you for someone better.

Who's better than you!??

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

"Bla'darius Travonmartinlinson Jr. with the strip-sack!"

I love how they all have "Jr" or "III" on their jerseys now but none of them know their fathers.

To be fair Robert Griffin III's parents were career military I believe. The guys who are my age and add Sr to their name make me laugh

 

[guest]

To be fair Robert Griffin III's parents were career military I believe. The guys who are my age and add Sr to their name make me laugh

I actually respect the kids who put Sr. on their jerseys - I take it as a not-so subtle jab at their non-fathers. As if to say, don't come sniffing around for money when I get drafted.

But the kids from Tumbleweed, Louisiana who grew up in a shed with 16 siblings and a crackhead diabetic mammy putting III on their jerseys is hilarious... Like their families came over on the Mayflower instead of a rickety Jew slave ship.

 

[guest]

Intoxicating!

These faggots have their entire lives online. hope it backfires when shit hits the fan and militias take over

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

This is the same person, right?
These faggots have their entire lives online. hope it backfires when shit hits the fan and militias take over

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No there isn't, you nigger.