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Hang SoLowNo, but Pat's big fuggin titties sure do swing low
The theory is they have an open marriage; Nikki gets a bit from gentlemen of color who appreciate a fuller-figured Maytag, and Pat gets nothing.
The theory is they have an open marriage; Nikki gets a bit from gentlemen of color who appreciate a fuller-figured Maytag, and Pat gets nothing.
Hence who he's so appreciative the 2-3 times a year she lets him clumsily climb on for 30 seconds of desperate grunting (Vegas, baby!).
This and this. They are in an "open" marriage that he proposed in which he gets literally nothing and she gets everything. Classic case of a man on his high horse who thinks he's a pussy magnet so he proposes the open marriage only for his wife to immediately start getting gangbanged while he gets nothing. There was an episode of a dating show somewhere where an extremely mediocre guy goes on a date with a girl and tells the girl "uhh actually I'm married but we're in an open relationship" and the girl leaves disgusted. I wish I could find it somewhere.I choose to believe he opened it up. He was riding high on Twitter and he thought he was gonna get burried in strange. Niki asked him not to, but relented because she realized she could make her Jen Huber fantasy come true. Rick struck out with every girl he tried and continues to bat .000 while Niki found out that getting some actual cock (instead of Rick's raging 2 incher) now and again was a good thing. So she's scissoring and fucking others on a regular basis and Rick is jerking off under the pink blankie with his Jergens. He won't close the marriage up for the same reason he wouldn't admit Norm was funny. Retarded stubborness.
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