Do midget women prefer midget men?

[BakersfieldChimp]

When Eric the Midget started calling into the Stern show Howard was trying to set him up to get laid. Eric wanted nothing to do with other midgets or burn victims or CP patients. He was particularly delusional though and wanted Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood.

 

[Fuck]

Can you even follow the "Maximum Occupancy" requirement with them? Wouldn't you have to double it?

You can probably fit three to a trenchcoat, so just stick them all in there and triple your occupancy

 

[UnPRePared]

You can probably fit three to a trenchcoat, so just stick them all in there and triple your occupancy

Imagine a cargo van emptying out with them, it would be more surreal than a clown car.

I think those tiny shipping container homes are built for them, it's like living in a McMansion.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I dunno but I once saw a midget and fucking hell she had some form of magnetism about her. Like in comedies where everyone stops and goes gooey eyes when a beautiful woman walks in the room I couldn't take my eyes off her. She legitimately seemed to glide not walk.

It's always stuck with me that moment

Man I matched with a midget on a dating app one time and I DESPERATELY tried to fuck her and she ghosted me after a while before we even met up. I'm decent looking and pussy comes pretty easy but I badly wanted to bang that midget. She had a shaved head which I'm not even into at all but she was about as pretty as a midget could be.

Conversely, I was talking to another chick one time and ended up sending her a video of midgets playing basketball. She was like "I dated a midget." And I interrogated her for an hour about it while straight up telling her that she's disgusting for letting a freak fuck her and that it's basically the same thing as fucking a dog. I said some brutal shit and blocked her on everything. She showed me the midget. He was a little bald, jacked, tattooed dwarf thing. Taller than an average midget. Literally looked like Joe Rogan.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My ex used to watch some reality show about midgets, it was hilarious. It was like those Real Housewives shows but with midgets. They all had ridiculous little fat dumpers.

Anyways, the one dated some tall black guy, one dated some creepy fetishist guy that nobody liked, one was married to another midget with a shitload of health problems (which apparently they all have, they require a bunch of surgeries like English bulldogs), and then the rest of them fought over the one midget girl's Mexican midget dad who I've seen in a bunch of movies. That ugly little fucker stays plowing ass. A couple of them were dancers for Miley Cyrus and didn't realize that they were basically sideshow freaks.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This is my favorite thread ever, I can talk about midgets all fucking day. I remember the first midget I ever saw. He upholstered a chair for my parents and did a fucking awesome job. I was actually jaw-dropped staring at him.

Midgets are the only kind of retard I like.

 

[Dark Dan Disciple]

I dunno but I once saw a midget and fucking hell she had some form of magnetism about her. Like in comedies where everyone stops and goes gooey eyes when a beautiful woman walks in the room I couldn't take my eyes off her. She legitimately seemed to glide not walk.

It's always stuck with me that moment

Rich pedo confirmed.

 

[Dennyislife]

Rich pedo confirmed.

She would have been 50 minimum

 

[Dog Eater]

basically the same thing as fucking a dog

You say that like it’s a bad thing.


Apparently midgets call normal people ‘AH’ - average height.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

You say that like it’s a bad thing.


Apparently midgets call normal people ‘AH’ - average height.

Interesting, they must have shared that with the Jews because I get that from them too.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

When Eric the Midget started calling into the Stern show Howard was trying to set him up to get laid. Eric wanted nothing to do with other midgets or burn victims or CP patients. He was particularly delusional though and wanted Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood.

Don’t forget Diana Diguarmo from American Idol. He quite possibly was her actual biggest fan after she was off the show.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

She got a big ole midget booty?

Yeah, along with disgusting looking fingers.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

You say that like it’s a bad thing.


Apparently midgets call normal people ‘AH’ - average height.

That's when they are around us. Normally the call is Biggers

 

[Build Black Better]

it's basically the same thing as fucking a dog

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

Is your middle name Pussy perchance? As in Dog Pussy Eater? What do you think of bitches in heat? Do they taste like pennies?

 

[Dog Eater]

Is your middle name Pussy perchance? As in Dog Pussy Eater? What do you think of bitches in heat? Do they taste like pennies?

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Only women should be allowed to sleep with dogs.

 

[UnPRePared]

This is my favorite thread ever, I can talk about midgets all fucking day. I remember the first midget I ever saw. He upholstered a chair for my parents and did a fucking awesome job. I was actually jaw-dropped staring at him.

Midgets are the only kind of retard I like.

When you're a kid: "He's just like me but better!"

When you're a full grown adult: "The fuck you aren't!"

 

[BUBBLER]

This is my favorite thread ever, I can talk about midgets all fucking day. I remember the first midget I ever saw. He upholstered a chair for my parents and did a fucking awesome job. I was actually jaw-dropped staring at him.

Midgets are the only kind of retard I like.

I saw a black midget a few weeks ago, it always blows my mind how they look exactly like white midgets but with dark skin.

 

[Dog Eater]

Hello fellow midgets.

 

[Stent]

Finally! My cock looks huge average.

Total Recall had a top-tier midget.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Theres a girl I know that was college roommates with a midget that was legitimately hot and hung out with a completely normal friend group.