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Did you know that the Oscars are on tonight?

Jenna

come hang on zoom with the crew
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I don't know any of the nominated movies but "Women Talking" sounds really thrilling

It explores the literary conflict of Character who wants to play Madden vs. Bitch ex-girlfriend who invites her friend over and then they have to sit in character's living room discussing other women they mutually don't like.
 

Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
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Lol, Do they really have an award for best trandgender? And has a tranny ever won the women's award? I'm so tapped out on this shit.
No i dont think so, it doesn't say nominees

I just searched tranny once i realized i searched actor and actress and realized they may have a tranny category
So I'm retarded for that and retarded for not immediately knowing that if some tranny actor was nominated they'd just be put in whatever sex category they biologically aren't
 

Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
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No i dont think so, it doesn't say nominees

I just searched tranny once i realized i searched actor and actress and realized they may have a tranny category
So I'm retarded for that and retarded for not immediately knowing that if some tranny actor was nominated they'd just be put in whatever sex category they biologically aren't
Give it a year or so.
 

ShutYourCakeHorn

Gassers/Say "Cookie" Alt
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They left me out of the In Memoriam part in 2016, so fuck them. People called it a "snub." I call it a "post mortem kike assfucking." One last "fuck you" to the V-Man. Then the cocksuckers had me buried in a Jewish cemetery so I can't get into heaven.
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Hey, Santa: I rape trespassers
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Yeah, of course. Because the cocksucker won an Oscar for MY role as Bela Lugosi. When I call him a cocksucker I mean it literally. He sucked the right circumcised dicks to steal the role of a lifetime away from me. Martin Landau doesn't deserve to smell my shit.
 

Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
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Yeah, of course. Because the cocksucker won an Oscar for MY role as Bela Lugosi. When I call him a cocksucker I mean it literally. He sucked the right circumcised dicks to steal the role of a lifetime away from me. Martin Landau doesn't deserve to smell my shit.
I'm so sorry, Abe. First the self checkout debacle and now this? What's this world coming to?!
 

ShutYourCakeHorn

Gassers/Say "Cookie" Alt
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Yeah, of course. Because the cocksucker won an Oscar for MY role as Bela Lugosi. When I call him a cocksucker I mean it literally. He sucked the right circumcised dicks to steal the role of a lifetime away from me. Martin Landau doesn't deserve to smell my shit.
Landau who?

Ed Wood pales in comparison to classics like Farce of the Penguins, Cannonball Run II and my personal favorite Vasectomy: A Delicate Matter.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Hey, Santa: I rape trespassers
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Landau who?

Ed Wood pales in comparison to classics like Farce of the Penguins, Cannonball Run II and my personal favorite Vasectomy: A Delicate Matter.
Thanks, sport. I heard his son is some loser comedian with a great big fat tub of shit for a wife too. He's a lackey-for-hire to homosexuals with podcasts.
 
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