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I'd love to be a fly on the wall for these interviews, if they even existed.
Mr Tomlinson, we generally recommend changing your number, blocking the offending numbers, and not responding at all. We'd like you to start there.
No, Child. You cannoT sTop these cyberstlakers like thaT. I musT see them hunTed down and prosecuTed. They called me faT, they called my wife a lesbian, and they made fun of me for losing a peT. They also tried to swaT me and made death threaTs.
Mr Tomlinson, may I call you Pat?
No, child, you have noT earned thaT righT.
Ok Mr Tomlinson, well here's a report number then, we'll see what we can do.
(cue door slamming in his face, whoops of laughter heard behind door)
Mr Tomlinson, we generally recommend changing your number, blocking the offending numbers, and not responding at all. We'd like you to start there.
No, Child. You cannoT sTop these cyberstlakers like thaT. I musT see them hunTed down and prosecuTed. They called me faT, they called my wife a lesbian, and they made fun of me for losing a peT. They also tried to swaT me and made death threaTs.
Mr Tomlinson, may I call you Pat?
No, child, you have noT earned thaT righT.
Ok Mr Tomlinson, well here's a report number then, we'll see what we can do.
(cue door slamming in his face, whoops of laughter heard behind door)