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Did pig really go to college?

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Did I go to college? Funny you should ask.

"Why go to college when it's your own books being taught there?" (not bad...)
"I decided I wouldn't go to any college that would have my books on the curriculum!" (A bit derivative, but it's a classic nonetheless)
"I had to leave when the best books they could find to teach were my own!" (Not strictly true, but modest and funny so good enough for Twitter. Boom. Tweeted. I wonder how long until the first like?)
 
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Naht funny!
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guest said:
He did a youtube interview with a blonde frump that's since been taken down (by her, probably at his request.) It was the one where he was sitting on a couch next to her and where his lack of any visible male genitalia was first noticed. In it he "gave his backstory" and mentioned going to Waukesha Community College briefly (I honestly can't remember if he said it was after one or two semesters but he didn't finish the first year) before dropping out and moving to Florida.
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Is it from this interview?

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On Reddit back in the day Fatrick mentioned attending one semester at Waukesha County Technical College, but not finishing. I assume he either flunked out or was a snippy, arrogant loser to everyone and got expelled.

Either way, he’s chunky and has the ugliest eyes I’ve ever seen. Also, his piss-toothed ghoul of a “wife” is a tacky loser who deserves the horrible fate of being married to a deadend piece of shit like him.
 
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potatopeeler63 said:
[URL unfurl="true"]https://vickieeisenstein.com/the-eisenstein-effect-ep-20-patrick-s-tomlinson/[/URL]

she took every link of it down after some rude redditors were attacking her appearance
He wore the same shirt in costa rica. look how fat he is even in 2015 LOL!!!!! :cool:

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Jesus, he's a disaster. Look at the too tight jeans with no bulge in them. The terrible Tony Two-shirts wardrobe. The awkward way he's sitting there, like he's a middle-schooler at the movies waiting for the right time to put his arm around the girl. And his big gut spilling over his jeans.

Also, nice to see you back @CarolMaxheinie
 
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CarolMaxheinie said:
On Reddit back in the day Fatrick mentioned attending one semester at Waukesha County Technical College, but not finishing. I assume he either flunked out or was a snippy, arrogant loser to everyone and got expelled.

Either way, he’s chunky and has the ugliest eyes I’ve ever seen. Also, his piss-toothed ghoul of a “wife” is a tacky loser who deserves the horrible fate of being married to a deadend piece of shit like him.
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Welcome back. Place wasn't the same without you
 
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CarolMaxheinie said:
On Reddit back in the day Fatrick mentioned attending one semester at Waukesha County Technical College, but not finishing. I assume he either flunked out or was a snippy, arrogant loser to everyone and got expelled.

Either way, he’s chunky and has the ugliest eyes I’ve ever seen. Also, his piss-toothed ghoul of a “wife” is a tacky loser who deserves the horrible fate of being married to a deadend piece of shit like him.
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Welcome back sailor.
 
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